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Offline zupper

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2295 on: June 12, 2013, 07:41:03 pm »
Jesus says killing foreign dictators is OK.

Jesus runs for president in 2016. Some say he's not eligible due to not being a natural born citizen.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2296 on: June 12, 2013, 07:48:55 pm »
Dirty Traitor Atheists Deny Our Lord!

Jesus reveals that he did, in fact, travel to India during the lost years and spend time studying with Buddhist monks. About 85% of his ministry was directly derived from what he learned with them.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2297 on: June 12, 2013, 09:11:59 pm »
Foreign pagans corrupt Jesus' holy teachings.

Jesus elected president. He immediately forgives and pardons all prisoners in US.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2298 on: June 12, 2013, 09:28:11 pm »
Quote from: zupper on June 12, 2013, 09:11:59 pm
Foreign pagans corrupt Jesus' holy teachings.

Jesus elected president. He immediately forgives and pardons all prisoners in US.

Liberal Dictator Soft on Crime

Aliens make peaceful first contact but immediatly flee in repulsion of the Bush Family.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2299 on: June 13, 2013, 05:53:10 pm »
Mere presence of true patriots scares away illegal aliens.

Internet Petition wants to rename USA to Jesusland.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2300 on: June 13, 2013, 10:43:39 pm »
Quote from: zupper on June 13, 2013, 05:53:10 pm
Mere presence of true patriots scares away illegal aliens.

Internet Petition wants to rename USA to Jesusland.

Christian Heroes want to reclaim their country from secular heathens.

Barack Obama releases his birth certificate for the 1,058,976,874,889th time. As before, it says he was born in Hawaii, and no trace of photoshopping has been found.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2301 on: June 13, 2013, 10:46:34 pm »
Obama lies about birth certificate again!


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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2302 on: June 14, 2013, 01:21:58 am »
Obama Fails To Prevent Disaster!

Obama proceeds to slay the dragon with his bare hands, raise the dead through invoking the name of Jesus, and repair all of the damage caused by the dragon in a day and a night.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2303 on: June 14, 2013, 06:17:57 am »
Obama kills an innocent animal and practices Satanic Voodoo!

Everything comes to life at night at American Museum of Natural History.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2304 on: June 14, 2013, 07:08:28 am »
Obama is eating and killing babies for Satan!
Mutated aberration of a lizard destroys New York!
Scooby Doo  found dead in his apartment!
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2305 on: June 14, 2013, 06:33:35 pm »
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Demonic Possession At Museum of Natural History!

This happens in real life.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2306 on: June 15, 2013, 07:12:23 am »
Foreign computer virus program stops a critical military operation! Should we bomb the Czech?

GOP Senator demands to know why personal information extracted from PRISM wasn't used to track down atheists, abortionists, gays and liberals in order to drone strike them.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2307 on: June 15, 2013, 03:36:23 pm »
Obama security plan fails to stop homegrown liberal terrorists.

Rupert Murdoch outsources all Fox News programs to Mexico and China
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2308 on: June 15, 2013, 04:36:25 pm »
Quote from: Crystal-King on June 15, 2013, 03:36:23 pm
Obama security plan fails to stop homegrown liberal terrorists.

Rupert Murdoch outsources all Fox News programs to Mexico and China

Rupert Murdoch revealed to be a socialist in deep cover as a conservative to sell hardworking American jobs to dirty foreigners!

Barack Obama makes a mild joke about the weather in DC.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2309 on: June 15, 2013, 08:38:40 pm »
Obama insensitive to victims of natural disasters

Obama is the only politician to never have an extramarital affair
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