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Offline Random Gal

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2685 on: October 06, 2014, 02:45:33 pm »
Crazy conspiracy theorists undermine our credibility.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2686 on: October 06, 2014, 03:32:18 pm »
Common Core Makes Child Commits Sacrelige! Obama To Blame?

Obama issues an executive order saying that water is wet.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2687 on: October 06, 2014, 08:12:17 pm »
LIBERAL DICTATES OUR SENSES! WHAT WILL HE ABUSE NEXT!?

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2688 on: October 06, 2014, 11:03:13 pm »
LIBERALS TAKE OVER MAINSTREAM MEDIA!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2689 on: October 07, 2014, 12:50:36 am »
Mind Control of MKULTRA! How it creeps upon everyone!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2690 on: October 07, 2014, 11:54:19 pm »
Leftist Scheme is Doggone Sinister!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2691 on: October 08, 2014, 12:07:25 am »
YELLOW COMMIE BASTARD KILLS NEGRO COMMIE BASTARD

The Joker blows up a hospital.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2692 on: October 15, 2014, 03:41:42 pm »
Obama Fails To Protect America From Terrorism

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2693 on: October 15, 2014, 05:13:21 pm »
Terrorist commit chemical attack! Why America needs more security.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2694 on: October 16, 2014, 01:14:35 pm »
Sexual Deviants Take Over Stalwart American Ally! Why Isn't Obama Bombing Already?

Science invents a self-cleaning baby
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2695 on: October 29, 2014, 02:52:10 am »
Scientists Create Feminist Abomination!

Starbucks agrees to give FOX News $40 million per year, but only if they actually become fair and balanced.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2696 on: October 29, 2014, 08:50:01 am »
Liberals Attempt To Bribe Away Our Integrity!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2697 on: October 30, 2014, 03:33:35 pm »
LESBIAN WHORE TRAITOR WHARRRGARBBL!

Theodore Roosevelt wins the 1912 election on the Progressive ticket.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2698 on: October 30, 2014, 06:52:58 pm »
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LESBIAN WHORE TRAITOR WHARRRGARBBL!

Theodore Roosevelt wins the 1912 election on the Progressive ticket.

Time travelers sabotage the Republican party!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #2699 on: October 30, 2014, 07:27:44 pm »
Communist Chinese engage in occult rituals, summon demons to destroy competitors of ISIS.

Barack Obama eats a sandwich.
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