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Offline BobRumba

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Re: Christian News Network fundies
« Reply #825 on: October 27, 2019, 01:21:39 am »
How so?

He doesn't speak in normal words, for one thing, it's all quasi-Biblical threats and he calls people names like "monster" and "beast of hell".
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Re: Christian News Network fundies
« Reply #826 on: October 27, 2019, 11:04:55 am »
How so?

He doesn't speak in normal words, for one thing, it's all quasi-Biblical threats and he calls people names like "monster" and "beast of hell".

To illustrate Bob's point, there's a number of NIGELTEAPOT quotes he's submitted at the main page:

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NIGELTEAPOT:
the devil marches to The Throne of God and uses you (yes, you) as a specific example to claim humanity should have never been created. this is what you have reduced yourself to.
Strange considering your every action scream textbook possession. perfect possession, I would guess. you aren't so much controlled as you are so evil that your desires are united with that of the demons.
both st*lin and h*tler were that way. If only we could be free of your evil as well.
your eyes WILL be Permanently opened, or they WILL be Permanently closed.

jacksays:
Wow - someone needs a hug.

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NIGELTEAPOT:
Notice how my posts consist almost entirely of definitions. That should let you in yo fact you don't know a single thing of the topic you are speaking on, and I am frantically trying to inform you so you can speak the same language like a Human being.
Beast of h*ll, do you not notice the little traps I leave in my messages for you? Of course not, that would require you to read them at all (though I know you cannot understand then even if you did).
Like when I point out that you will ignore what I say to just reply to what you wish I said. this is the textbook gnosticism in which your "atheism" is a slavish offshoot of.
reprobate means you have been given over to sin, and therefore marked.
monster describes your evil.
fa*cism and communism are both marxism and based in the delusion of "socialism."
once the gulags were closed down, they repurposed the serbsky institute into a political prison. therefore to mark people for execution, you called them insane.
back before the serbsky institute, calling people "f*scist" and "n*zi" was the term to mark people for execution.
Not only are you a milquetoast suburban whiteboy h*ll-begging beast of h*ll, you are now using TWO separate soviet execution accusations from two generations of evil.
you're afraid, you should be. you will be.

bumsmcgee:
I'm finished talking to you now. Go see a nice doctor who will help you, and take his advice.

NIGELTEAPOT:
you are not finished talking to me, your kind believes attacking Christians makes your shame over sin go away. you are trying to psych yourself up to try to Martyr me.
I enflame your shame over sin, which means you want to attack more. you are even trying to mark me of execution in the soviet style right here.

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sodomy is the second worst sin that cries to Heaven for vengeance and is only allowed by God when a civilization becomes so abhorrent that He marks it for death.

it directly causes the collapse of any group and spreads disease that cannot be cured.

the second worst satanic ritual of all is pretending to "marry" two men or two women to mock the second-most important Sacrament of Marriage. this is so evil that it directly caused the deluge.

you will know this eternally.
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* The Bible is the inerrant, literal word of God when it talks about the Earth being created in six days and homosexuality being an abomination. The Bible is a flawed work interpreted by errant humans when it talks about loving your neighbor, turning the other cheek, and the evils of greed.
*  All life is sacred and precious from the moment of conception until the moment of birth.
* You're not a sexist.  You just think women are nothing but baby machines and servants.

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Re: Christian News Network fundies
« Reply #827 on: October 27, 2019, 05:14:55 pm »
Oh he's preaching.

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Re: Christian News Network fundies
« Reply #828 on: October 29, 2019, 06:19:07 pm »
Okay, but am I the only one that horribly misreads his name to basically be a racial slur every time they see it?  Or, have I spent too much time on the mainpage, again?
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Re: Christian News Network fundies
« Reply #829 on: October 31, 2019, 12:48:28 am »
Okay, but am I the only one that horribly misreads his name to basically be a racial slur every time they see it?  Or, have I spent too much time on the mainpage, again?

Same I had to make sure this is a thread about fundies and not like the incels thread or any other one that may contain a user with a racist username.

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Re: Christian News Network fundies
« Reply #830 on: November 03, 2019, 10:16:34 am »
Thank god I'm not the only one, lol.  I thought I'd been tainted.
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Re: Christian News Network fundies
« Reply #831 on: November 10, 2019, 10:04:00 pm »
A bit of interesting news for those who remember the Christian News Network troll afchief.  He's back.  Check out this exchange he had with Doug Bristow.

https://christiannews.net/2019/11/08/swiss-protestant-church-votes-to-allow-same-sex-marriages/#comment-4684389944
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