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Offline Jacob Harrison

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I think I found potential future wives
« on: July 30, 2018, 05:34:39 pm »
Somehow I got these messages from these random women. I can tell one of them that I am will be willing to marry her if she agrees to have my children raised as Roman Catholics and for my eldest to be raised as the successor as the Grand Master of an English monarchist legitimist society.

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Re: I think I found potential future wives
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2018, 05:38:19 pm »
Somehow I got these messages from these random women. I can tell one of them that I am will be willing to marry her if she agrees to have my children raised as Roman Catholics and for my eldest to be raised as the successor as the Grand Master of an English monarchist legitimist society.
Pretty funny Borat.

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Re: I think I found potential future wives
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2018, 05:57:38 pm »
Fuck Jacob - Beverly Byrd said she loved me. She has been emailing me for months. Provided I can send her enough money to pay for her father's kidney transplant and her air-tickets she is flying to Australia to court.

You fucking cracker, if you have been seducing my paramour, I will have blood cracker.

I demand satisfaction.

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Re: I think I found potential future wives
« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2018, 06:00:52 pm »
Fuck Jacob - Beverly Byrd said she loved me. She has been emailing me for months. Provided I can send her enough money to pay for her father's kidney transplant and her air-tickets she is flying to Australia to court.

You fucking cracker, if you have been seducing my paramour, I will have blood cracker.

I demand satisfaction.

Well I guess she finds me more attractive.

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Re: I think I found potential future wives
« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2018, 06:10:01 pm »
Fuck Jacob - Beverly Byrd said she loved me. She has been emailing me for months. Provided I can send her enough money to pay for her father's kidney transplant and her air-tickets she is flying to Australia to court.

You fucking cracker, if you have been seducing my paramour, I will have blood cracker.

I demand satisfaction.

Well I guess she finds me more attractive.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH WAIT YOU'RE SERIOUS.
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Re: I think I found potential future wives
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2018, 06:10:17 pm »
You Cad, you corrupter of virtue. Have you no honour?

You have trampled on the beauteous rose to whom I have paid court, and as I said before cracker I demand satisfaction!

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Re: I think I found potential future wives
« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2018, 06:16:27 pm »
How many of these people are your cousins?
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Re: I think I found potential future wives
« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2018, 07:30:13 pm »
I realized that according to Catholic Canon law, a marriage between a baptized person and an unbaptized person is null and void and Beverly probably isn’t baptized.

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« Reply #8 on: July 30, 2018, 07:41:13 pm »
Not satisfied with tarnishing the object of my affection you continue to hurl abuse at her and slander her character. You must be prepared to face the consequences.

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« Reply #9 on: July 30, 2018, 07:49:12 pm »
Not satisfied with tarnishing the object of my affection you continue to hurl abuse at her and slander her character. You must be prepared to face the consequences.

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What are the consequences?

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Re: I think I found potential future wives
« Reply #10 on: July 30, 2018, 07:52:31 pm »
Were you a gentleman, which you are not, you would know.

I require a retraction and apology or I will require satisfaction.

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Re: I think I found potential future wives
« Reply #11 on: July 30, 2018, 07:53:39 pm »
http://canonlawmadeeasy.com/2013/01/17/cath-marry-non-christian/

Sure a Catholic can marry an unbaptized person--they just need permission of their bishop. (Just like if the Catholic wants to marry a baptized Christian who isn't a Catholic.)

Of course, this is only relevant to the empty notion of Catholic marriage; there is of course absolutely no impediment to the only part of it that has any relevance to anything whatsoever, which is the civil marriage contract.
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Being required by someone else’s religious beliefs to behave contrary to one’s sexual identity is degrading and disrespectful.

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Re: I think I found potential future wives
« Reply #12 on: July 30, 2018, 07:53:43 pm »
Were you a gentleman, which you are not, you would know.

I require a retraction and apology or I will require satisfaction.

I apologize for wanting to marry your love.

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Re: I think I found potential future wives
« Reply #13 on: July 30, 2018, 07:56:10 pm »
A retraction of the slander against the fair Beverly is still required.

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Re: I think I found potential future wives
« Reply #14 on: July 30, 2018, 08:01:11 pm »
Then again as Dpareja said, I can get permission from the bishop, or I can have her get baptized.

She chose me to be her love, so you don’t have a case.