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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2655 on: January 12, 2016, 11:06:31 am »
Yeah not putting it on your cock was a bit of a rookie mistake.

Hey now. That's not a rookie mistake. Forgetting to put the trash out, calling one kid another's name, over sleeping. Those are Rookie mistakes. But I can safely say I've never not put whip cream on my cock given the chance.
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« Reply #2656 on: January 12, 2016, 11:09:51 am »
Yeah not putting it on your cock was a bit of a rookie mistake. Because when she asked where it was you could have whipped it out and asked her to help herself to cream.

Was she Jewish?  Because it's not kosher to mix dairy with meat.

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« Reply #2657 on: January 12, 2016, 04:49:50 pm »
Rookie: It was a rookie mistake in that he failed to emulate you rookie. Also I like to think that whipped cream on your cock is also your solution rookie as follows:

Mrs Rookie: Did you take the bins out? Did you rookie jr rookette?

rookie: um, yeah maybe but look here's my cock covered in whipped cream

UP: If they're Kosher you just have to wipe it off, true they'll have to  to wait 40  minutes now to eat it.

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« Reply #2658 on: January 12, 2016, 05:08:26 pm »
Nah, just use Cool Whip. Wait, is Cool Whip itself, Kosher?
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« Reply #2659 on: January 12, 2016, 05:16:09 pm »
Honestly, that sounds like one of the better places they could shit that isn't the kitty litter. It's certainly better than the carpet or your pillow, that's for sure.

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« Reply #2660 on: January 12, 2016, 05:19:46 pm »
Do you have a whipped cream which isn't in fact dairy? Wow science

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« Reply #2661 on: January 13, 2016, 09:43:40 am »
Yeah! Cool Whip iz da shitz! Literally.
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« Reply #2662 on: January 13, 2016, 03:05:11 pm »
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2663 on: January 14, 2016, 04:35:27 pm »
So I tried Guinness today and I have to say, how the fuck do you people drink that stuff it taste like fucking pond scum!?

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« Reply #2664 on: January 14, 2016, 04:38:45 pm »
Heh, I used to be a big fan of Guiness. It was the only beer I could stand.

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« Reply #2665 on: January 14, 2016, 04:40:47 pm »
Well you have a better tolarance for it then I do cause I now have a bottle of the stuff opend on my desk about a qurter of the way drank and I'm not sure if I should finish it just so I don't waste my money.

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« Reply #2666 on: January 14, 2016, 05:02:09 pm »
I love Guinness. MMM I haven't had one in ages.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #2667 on: January 14, 2016, 05:29:17 pm »
You don't drink it.  You eat it.

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« Reply #2668 on: January 14, 2016, 08:38:08 pm »
Zygarde, try a Sam Adams Stout with roasted chocolate next time. It's got just a hint of sweetness and the roasted cocoa beans impart a smoky, silky tone that smoothes out the bitterness, which is what I think you don't like about Guinness. Personally, I love Guinness, but if I had both the Sam Adams Stout and a Guinness offered to me, I'd choose the Sam's, because it's unique, very tasty, and they don't release it for sale all the time; gotta grab it while you can.
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« Reply #2669 on: January 14, 2016, 10:26:29 pm »
I'd recommend Redd's Apple Ale.  Tastes like a grown-up version of fizzy apple juice, and is absolutely delectable, as far as regular, non-wine booze goes.
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