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Offline Jacob Harrison

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I deserve a sexual purity award.
« on: November 28, 2018, 12:19:19 pm »
For some reason I keep getting bombarded with emails from women who want to have sex. This screenshot I uploaded shows an example of one.

But because of my obedience to God, I have resisted the numerous opportunities I had with all those emails. I therefore deserve an award for being able to resist so much sexual temptation.
« Last Edit: November 28, 2018, 12:24:02 pm by Jacob Harrison »

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Re: I deserve a sexual purity award.
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2018, 03:01:56 pm »
Ok. Way to go you for not giving your credit card number to a hooker bot! You are now able to join a very exclusive club called Most People. Atta boy!
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Offline Tolpuddle Martyr

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Re: I deserve a sexual purity award.
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2018, 03:11:48 pm »
You enjoy reading the contents of your spam folder? Good for you!

Offline Jacob Harrison

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Re: I deserve a sexual purity award.
« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2018, 03:41:44 pm »
Ok. Way to go you for not giving your credit card number to a hooker bot! You are now able to join a very exclusive club called Most People. Atta boy!

The email came from this site. I looked at it and it seems legit. It is called fuckbuddiesnearyou.com
« Last Edit: November 28, 2018, 03:57:34 pm by Jacob Harrison »

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Re: I deserve a sexual purity award.
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2018, 04:56:23 pm »
Again, you didn't click on spam ware. Friggin awesome buddy! Next time I'm up that way I'll bring your cookie.
The difference between 0 and 1 is infinite. The difference between 1 and a million is a matter of degree. - Zack Johnson

Quote from: davedan board=pg thread=6573 post=218058 time=1286247542
I'll stop eating beef lamb and pork the same day they start letting me eat vegetarians.