Author Topic: Hi  (Read 1117 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Shawn Harvey Jackson

  • Neonate
  • *
  • Posts: 11
Hi
« on: December 17, 2018, 10:04:45 am »
Hi I am Jacob Harrison’s friend Shawn Jackson. I was created this account a while back in case I needed to do something here and since Jacob is banned here, I will take his place as this site’s Catholic missionary.

He told me that a user here is writing a story in a parallel universe that Jacob is a character in. Can I be a character in it too?
« Last Edit: December 17, 2018, 05:28:04 pm by Shawn Harvey Jackson »

Art Vandelay

  • Guest
Re: Hi
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2018, 10:30:42 am »
Ah, fantastic. Since you're here to continue his work and all, you should know that he left something very, very important unfinished over in yonder thread.

Online ironbite

  • Overlord of all that is good in Iacon City
  • Kakarot
  • ******
  • Posts: 10524
  • Gender: Male
  • Stuck in the middle with you.
Re: Hi
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2018, 04:09:52 pm »
.....BWHAHAHAHAHA!

Ironbite-honestly you got balls kid.  You really do have balls.

Offline niam2023

  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 4000
  • Gender: Male
  • The Forum Chad
Re: Hi
« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2018, 04:28:01 pm »
...You're in.

You might not like the role you get.

But you're in.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Living Life, Lifting, Waiting for Summer

Offline dpareja

  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 5237
Re: Hi
« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2018, 04:40:22 pm »
Over/under on how long it'll take him to convert to Anglicanism?
Quote from: Jordan Duram
It doesn't concern you, Sister, that kind of absolutist view of the universe? Right and wrong determined solely by a single all-knowing, all powerful being whose judgment cannot be questioned and in whose name the most horrendous acts can be sanctioned without appeal?

Quote from: Supreme Court of Canada
Being required by someone else’s religious beliefs to behave contrary to one’s sexual identity is degrading and disrespectful.

Offline davedan

  • Lord Cracker
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 3320
Re: Hi
« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2018, 04:50:59 pm »
Holy shitballs the account was created in June. I wonder how many latent sockpuppets this kids got lying around just in case.

Offline Kanzenkankaku

  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 855
  • Gender: Female
  • Dreamer/Lightner
    • Mastadon Account
Re: Hi
« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2018, 07:13:20 pm »
Holy shitballs the account was created in June. I wonder how many latent sockpuppets this kids got lying around just in case.

Check under the desk he might have left some down there.

Offline Sigmaleph

  • Ungodlike
  • Administrator
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 3576
    • sigmaleph on tumblr
Re: Hi
« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2018, 08:51:05 pm »
...you know I can look at IP addresses, right?

Go away.
Σא

Online ironbite

  • Overlord of all that is good in Iacon City
  • Kakarot
  • ******
  • Posts: 10524
  • Gender: Male
  • Stuck in the middle with you.
Re: Hi
« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2018, 08:52:06 pm »
Like I said, the sheer balls of this kid.

Ironbite-bye.

Offline Skybison

  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 1161
Re: Hi
« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2018, 09:52:35 pm »
Oh you're God why is this guy so obsessed with us.  Learn to masturbate, it's a more productive use of your time.

Offline Cloud3514

  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 1644
  • Gender: Male
  • 404: Personal text not found.
Re: Hi
« Reply #10 on: December 17, 2018, 09:56:29 pm »
I imagine Jacob sneaking in wearing a fake mustache and thinking it's the greatest disguise ever.
Who needs a signature?

Offline dpareja

  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 5237
Re: Hi
« Reply #11 on: December 17, 2018, 10:03:24 pm »
I imagine Jacob sneaking in wearing a fake mustache and thinking it's the greatest disguise ever.

No, just glasses. After all it worked for Clark Kent.
Quote from: Jordan Duram
It doesn't concern you, Sister, that kind of absolutist view of the universe? Right and wrong determined solely by a single all-knowing, all powerful being whose judgment cannot be questioned and in whose name the most horrendous acts can be sanctioned without appeal?

Quote from: Supreme Court of Canada
Being required by someone else’s religious beliefs to behave contrary to one’s sexual identity is degrading and disrespectful.

Offline Skybison

  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 1161
Re: Hi
« Reply #12 on: December 17, 2018, 10:24:51 pm »
^In Superman's defense when he's Clark he slouches over, speaks in a different accent, and generally behaves in a very un-superman manner.  He doesn't walk around shouting "For Truth, Justice and the American Way!" 

Jacob seems to have missed that body language and mannerisms are an important part of the disguise. 

Art Vandelay

  • Guest
Re: Hi
« Reply #13 on: December 18, 2018, 12:20:51 am »
Curses. Foiled again.

Offline Tolpuddle Martyr

  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 3652
  • Have you got thumbs? SHOW ME YOUR FUCKING THUMBS!
Re: Hi
« Reply #14 on: December 18, 2018, 01:44:54 am »
Hi I am Jacob Harrison’s friend Shawn Jackson. I was created this account a while back in case I needed to do something here and since Jacob is banned here, I will take his place as this site’s Catholic missionary.

He told me that a user here is writing a story in a parallel universe that Jacob is a character in. Can I be a character in it too?
Hi Jacob.

Bye Jacob.
« Last Edit: December 18, 2018, 03:57:47 am by Tolpuddle Martyr »