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Offline Skybison

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Bring Your Guns To Work Day
« on: April 01, 2019, 12:46:11 am »
Something very important that we need to talk about. Now in America today the NRA has been doing an excellent job of protecting the most, and only, important freedom: The Right to Bare Arms. They have made sure that no matter how many false flags (((THEY))) stage, we all still have our guns. But there is still a major limitation of our freedom that has gone unaddressed for far too long: work. In america it remains a fact that an employer can ban their employees from bring their guns to work. Really, it's true. And I ask you if we won't stand for Obama telling us we can't bring guns anywhere else, why should I stand for my boss telling me I can't bring them to my shift at the cash register?

Just think of all the good that would come from more guns at the workplace. Mass Shootings by disgruntled employees are actually more common then shootings targeting strangers, and since theonlythingthatstopsabadguywithagunisagoodguywithagun then obviously if every postal worker had a gun instead of just Patrick Sherrill then nobody would have gone postal and nobody would get shot at a post office. It just makes sense.

And think of all the other problems at work that would never happen if you had a gun, pushy customers, annoying co-workers who won't shut up etc. A friendly reminder that you can blow them away and they won't bother you again, making the workplace much happier and less hostile. And really the Left should be on board with this too. #MeToo, you know who doesn't get sexually harassed? A woman with a submachine gun. Or liberals keep complaining about companies firing employees for unionizing and not paying a living wage. Well I bet they'd be a lot happier to pay 15 bucks an hour with assault rifles pressed to their foreheads. I can't think of any way that could backfire.

I think it is time we fight this limitation of our freedoms with a campaign of direct action. So I call upon all law abiding gun owners to make today National Bring Your Guns To Work Day, and when you show up at the office or the McDonald's you do it open carrying your AR-15 on your back and a Glock in each hand. Because if everyone does it they can't fire us all. Until Trump in the wisdom we have come to expect from him makes it law that no employer can take away your freedom again.

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Re: Bring Your Guns To Work Day
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2019, 12:57:18 am »
It's a good start, but I personally won't truly be free until I can own a flamethrower tank and drive it to the shops or the local library whenever I want.

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Re: Bring Your Guns To Work Day
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2019, 02:57:48 am »
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Re: Bring Your Guns To Work Day
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2019, 09:45:35 am »
It's a good start, but I personally won't truly be free until I can own a flamethrower tank and drive it to the shops or the local library whenever I want.

Why stop there? I wanna bring an H-bomb.

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Re: Bring Your Guns To Work Day
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2019, 10:09:30 am »
I can't see it for some reason. Not even in the quote preview.

The comic is also posted here:
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Re: Bring Your Guns To Work Day
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2019, 12:47:16 pm »
It's a good start, but I personally won't truly be free until I can own a flamethrower tank and drive it to the shops or the local library whenever I want.

Why stop there? I wanna bring an H-bomb.

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Re: Bring Your Guns To Work Day
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2019, 01:34:41 pm »
I can't look at that flower and not think of Undertale's evil flower. Flowey would LOVE that idea.
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Re: Bring Your Guns To Work Day
« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2019, 01:28:59 am »
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