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Re: Repub. Sheriff/Pol caught with a gay lover
« Reply #15 on: February 19, 2012, 03:21:38 am »
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Re: Repub. Sheriff/Pol caught with a gay lover
« Reply #16 on: February 19, 2012, 09:40:18 am »
Is it wrong that I get so much joy out these types of stories??

I don't blame you, it's a very amusing story.   ;D

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Re: Repub. Sheriff/Pol caught with a gay lover
« Reply #17 on: February 19, 2012, 10:34:03 am »




This is gonna be epic. :D
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Re: Repub. Sheriff/Pol caught with a gay lover
« Reply #18 on: February 19, 2012, 10:38:38 am »
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Re: Repub. Sheriff/Pol caught with a gay lover
« Reply #19 on: February 19, 2012, 10:40:18 am »
I like Jaffas more. 8)
In paranoia I find genius / But the ice-dreams have come
with spiritless consequence / A hatchet has been hidden
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find genius Petrify / Paralyze

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Re: Repub. Sheriff/Pol caught with a gay lover
« Reply #20 on: February 19, 2012, 12:43:39 pm »
Let me pour myself a beer.  I can't wait to see the fundie reactions to this. *evil grin*
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Re: Repub. Sheriff/Pol caught with a gay lover
« Reply #21 on: February 19, 2012, 01:40:23 pm »
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Re: Repub. Sheriff/Pol caught with a gay lover
« Reply #22 on: February 19, 2012, 03:30:12 pm »
It should not matter that a politician is gay.

The fact that he threatened to deport his boyfriend if he went public though makes him a douchebag. Seriously he was basically blackmailing the guy into a relationship and staying quiet.
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Re: Repub. Sheriff/Pol caught with a gay lover
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Re: Repub. Sheriff/Pol caught with a gay lover
« Reply #24 on: February 19, 2012, 05:12:25 pm »
It should not matter that a politician is gay.

True, but when you associate yourself with candidates who are specifically in the negative on gay rights issues while secretly being a somewhat emotionally abusive (what else could threatening to ruin the life of your ex if he ever spoke up be?) secret homosexual yourself, that shit is kinda entertaining to the public. Especially when you're vocally opposed to illegal immigration and your secret boyfriend was an immigrant of questionable legality.

Though I'd be interested to find out (but don't care enough to bother) if he had himself vocally opposed gay rights, or if he was a bit of a single-issue candidate on immigration.
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Re: Repub. Sheriff/Pol caught with a gay lover
« Reply #25 on: February 19, 2012, 05:28:02 pm »
Normally I wouldn't care if a politician was gay. It wouldn't affect my opinion of them one way or the other. But if a politician constantly votes against gay rights and compares homosexuality to screwing animals then turns out to be gay, I say spread the word.

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Re: Repub. Sheriff/Pol caught with a gay lover
« Reply #26 on: February 19, 2012, 05:36:55 pm »
It should not matter that a politician is gay.

True, but when you associate yourself with candidates who are specifically in the negative on gay rights issues while secretly being a somewhat emotionally abusive (what else could threatening to ruin the life of your ex if he ever spoke up be?) secret homosexual yourself, that shit is kinda entertaining to the public. Especially when you're vocally opposed to illegal immigration and your secret boyfriend was an immigrant of questionable legality.

Though I'd be interested to find out (but don't care enough to bother) if he had himself vocally opposed gay rights, or if he was a bit of a single-issue candidate on immigration.

This. The fact he's gay isn't why I laugh. The fact he's an asshole and got busted is.
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Re: Repub. Sheriff/Pol caught with a gay lover
« Reply #27 on: February 19, 2012, 05:39:53 pm »
Its really the hypocrisy that kills me.  I mean here the guy is all anti-immigrant and shit and yet he's caught with his hand down the pants of one and one of a same gender at that.

Ironbite-that's deliciously ironic.

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Re: Repub. Sheriff/Pol caught with a gay lover
« Reply #28 on: February 19, 2012, 08:03:25 pm »
I feel pretty bad for his partner though...
I'd be more sympathetic if people here didn't act like they knew what they were saying when they were saying something very much wrong.

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Re: Repub. Sheriff/Pol caught with a gay lover
« Reply #29 on: February 19, 2012, 09:47:42 pm »
Lexikon: As do I. The partner was in between a rock and a hard place. It makes this as much a celebration of karma as it does of the delicious irony being delivered. As others have said, it isn't so much that the sheriff was being gay, as it was the way he treats gays and immigrants.

It shows that hypocrisy really is a full-time job.


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