IIRC PP does do mammograms.
Another DOMA one.
They forgot a few.
Why doesn't all PIV sex take place within a marriage?
Because this sign is bullshit.
Okay, how about children? Clearly illegitimate children are never born!
Sorry. Bullshit.
Well...surely marriage has been the same for 5,000 years?
Nope. 5,000 years ago it was commonplace for a man to marry as many wives as possible. They were considered his property, not actual people.
700 years ago, women couldn't own property until their husbands died.
150 years ago, black people were kept as property and couldn't get married at all.
50 years ago, white and black people could get married, but not to each other.
All of those things have changed.
MY COMMENTS ON THIS STUPID TOON:
* "A man & a woman's body..." not "A man & a woman...." as if she weren't a human, just a body to hump.
* So does having sex make you married? By that definition, the above-mentioned adultery would be bigamy/polygamy. If sex is basically an impromptu wedding....WOW LOVERS CAN SAVE MONEY!!!
* Why can't you be loyal to the person you're eating/analing? Heteros & married couples do that all the time!
* In trying to answer the normal sane argument concerning infertile/elderly couples, their argument & one big meaningless fail that convinces nobody with a working brain.