Once upon a little red turtle there was a stallion who had a white elephant. Unfortunately, pranksters threw a pie between Wykked and Largeham, suddenly shattering their Elements of Harmony. They were lies forged by the King of Nod during his funny interrogation of the ever-constipated prince of Candyland Kingdom, Rush Hudson Limbaugh.
Meanwhile, in Jewtown, the pandas valiantly sliced eight dicks off of ten giant angry stickmen. The Holy See wanted to see what there was in the house of Sam McGee.
In other news, a loser's anthem