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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2790 on: December 09, 2012, 05:47:24 pm »
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2791 on: December 09, 2012, 06:56:29 pm »
Honestly why go out of your way to harm any animal* or person? Makes no sense to me.

*Exceptions can be made for hunting purposes. Like with deer, you're helping other deer and the environment at large by thinning the herd, as it were.

Birds, especially common ones, are thought to be really stupid. Pigeons are actually really intelligent, and they're probably one of the most intelligent types of birds. Crows are first I know.

African Grey parrots.  Particularly Alex (RIP).  If you mean smartest native US bird, then the crow, yeah.   

I like pigeons.  I see them walking around in town going their own way and doing their own thing... some paired up, some alone... reminds me of miniature people.
Pigeons sound better if you use their actual common name of Rock Dove  (Buildings make good 'rock cliffs').

I love the way pigeons bob their heads when they walk.  It's the funniest thing to me.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2792 on: December 09, 2012, 07:02:02 pm »

I love the way pigeons bob their heads when they walk.  It's the funniest thing to me.

It's actually an adaption so they can see things clearly. Birds keep their heads still so that they don't see things in a blur, especially when in trees that are swaying. Well when they walk the bobbing is them trying to keep their heads still for as long as possible.
I like to mess with this instinct in my birds. I set one on my finger and then move it up and down, their head stays perfectly in one place.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2793 on: December 09, 2012, 07:52:39 pm »

I love the way pigeons bob their heads when they walk.  It's the funniest thing to me.

It's actually an adaption so they can see things clearly. Birds keep their heads still so that they don't see things in a blur, especially when in trees that are swaying. Well when they walk the bobbing is them trying to keep their heads still for as long as possible.
I like to mess with this instinct in my birds. I set one on my finger and then move it up and down, their head stays perfectly in one place.

I feel that this is relevant.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2794 on: December 09, 2012, 08:57:50 pm »
Ok, so like a week or 2 ago my cousin got engaged. And now her, and her boyfriend has set a date for the wedding at the very end of next year. It annoys me that I feel very cynical towards how long it'll last. She's been engaged to at least 3 other guys within the last 5 years, that's all.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2795 on: December 09, 2012, 08:59:21 pm »

I love the way pigeons bob their heads when they walk.  It's the funniest thing to me.

It's actually an adaption so they can see things clearly. Birds keep their heads still so that they don't see things in a blur, especially when in trees that are swaying. Well when they walk the bobbing is them trying to keep their heads still for as long as possible.
I like to mess with this instinct in my birds. I set one on my finger and then move it up and down, their head stays perfectly in one place.

I feel that this is relevant.
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hBpF_Zj4OA" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hBpF_Zj4OA</a>

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2796 on: December 10, 2012, 03:07:54 am »
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2797 on: December 10, 2012, 09:38:57 pm »
Having a post end up being the first one on a new page. It feels so awkward.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2798 on: December 11, 2012, 06:58:56 am »
Having a final at 7:30 AM. Eesh.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2799 on: December 11, 2012, 08:58:11 pm »
I am a graduate student.  Except for independent study, my department hasn't offered a graduate elective in two years, which hasn't been a problem.  In addition to independent study, I have taken two electives from other departments, and I only have to take one more.  I e-mailed my adviser today for permission to enroll in my final elective, and he responded that we are only allowed to take a total of two courses outside of the department.

What the fuck do they expect me to take?
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2800 on: December 12, 2012, 02:14:35 am »
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2801 on: December 12, 2012, 04:35:53 pm »
Well, I thought I had uploaded my project for the final exam in my programming class. Turns out it didn't upload, and I neglected to print it out or save it to a flash drive. So, of course, I have to redo it.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2802 on: December 12, 2012, 04:55:32 pm »
I'm trying to study for my Spanish final exam right now. Keyword trying. I care so little at this point that it's hard to pay attention to any of the notes.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2803 on: December 13, 2012, 03:26:28 am »
You know what peeves the shit out of me?  People who spell "Aspergers" as "Asbergers."  "Asbergers" is way too close to "Ass Burgers," and I fucking despise the term "Ass Burgers."  Every time I hear the words "Ass Burgers" together, I hear it in Cartman's voice, and I want to fucking strangle his fictional little throat.

Seriously. I fucking hate it when people spell it "Asbergers."  I really fucking do.  Whether or not they're intending to do so, they come off as complete dickwads to me.

Oh, you know what else annoys me?  That whole "Death Star" petition for the White House.  Seriously, stop fucking wasting the government's time.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #2804 on: December 13, 2012, 09:20:35 am »
Oh, you know what else annoys me?  That whole "Death Star" petition for the White House.  Seriously, stop fucking wasting the government's time.

THIS.You have to wonder how many of the idiots that signed it, bitch about wasteful government? And remember folks look at who is agrees with that is a stupid and wasteful.