You know what peeves the shit out of me? People who spell "Aspergers" as "Asbergers." "Asbergers" is way too close to "Ass Burgers," and I fucking despise the term "Ass Burgers." Every time I hear the words "Ass Burgers" together, I hear it in Cartman's voice, and I want to fucking strangle his fictional little throat.
Seriously. I fucking hate it when people spell it "Asbergers." I really fucking do. Whether or not they're intending to do so, they come off as complete dickwads to me.
Oh, you know what else annoys me? That whole "Death Star" petition for the White House. Seriously, stop fucking wasting the government's time.