Dude, the shit the UAMS cafeteria sells isn't exactly health food...double bacon cheeseburgers, nacho heaps half the size of your head, energy drinks, the list goes on. And that's just the fucking cafeteria, they've got at least 3 other places to get food and drink. Though, the pizza at the lobby cafe is rubbish, but that's because they use that god damned cracker crust bullshit.
Speakin of, cracker crust (or thin-crust) pizza pisses me the fuck off. Sure, it might be "authentic," but I really don't give a shit. If I wanted a bloody giant cracker, I'd order a damn giant-ass cracker! I'm not sayin the crust has to be the size of a bear cub, but its gotta be fuckin substantial, ya know? Get some VOLUME on that bitch! It also doesn't help that cracker crust seems to get stuck in my throat far more often than regular crust does, which is a right whore, because I end up choking painfully for a few seconds until I can get a drink.