I made the mistake of making a joke my dad would usually shrug off (about how, whenever I make myself some food, he steals a bite or two) and he reduced the amount of time I have to GTFO from three months/warmer weather to six weeks. With is now about five weeks, which is not enough time to get anything figured out. I pointed out that there are between three and five times as many people looking to rent as there are rooms to rent them, and all he said was "Not my fucking problem".
Well, fuck.