My older sister moved in with us back in August, and ever since she keeps stealing my clothes.
As a result, I have had to throw away: five shirts, two pairs of pants, my favorite sweater, all three of my bras (she cinched everything down to the tightest they would go and broke the back hooks clean off and/or destroyed the elastic in the bands and straps) and several pairs of underwear, and put all the rest of my clothes in garbage bags and hide them in the garage. If you think it's an extreme measure, I wear size 12 pants/36D bra and she wears size 18 pants/38F bra. Extrapolate from there what she's done to my stuff.
The worst part? That list up there was about a third of my entire wardrobe. I'm not a big clothes shopper. She has so much clothing she's filled up the entire closet we're supposed to be sharing, the entire dresser, and two suitcases.
She also keeps trying to wear my shoes, despite the size difference (I'm size 6.5, she's size
and the fact that she literally has so many shoes that when she moved in they filled up half the trunk of her car. Me? Four pairs: Ugg knockoffs, tennis shoes, flip flops, canvas shoes.
That's before we even get into how I had to box up my books so she'd have room for even more of her stuff on the bookshelf and how I had to argue for days just to keep my box of crochet supplies in the room and get her to not let her carpet-shredding piss lord cat in. My fully-housebroken and non-destructive dog is the only animal permitted in there, thanks.
And even when she's home, she never cleans her side of the room (which, because of all of her crap, is pretty much everything that isn't my bed). God forbid I confront her about her thievery: first she'll say it's nothing I need to make a big fuss over, then she'll demand to know if I think she's fat. If it reaches that point, she'll start a fight with me no matter what the answer is: If I say yes, I'm a rude bitch. If I say no I'm being dishonest for not saying what I really think, or selfish for not sharing with her.
I'd catbox her stuff, but all that would accomplish is for her to go out and replace it with twice as much of whatever was ruined.
This on top of teen mom sister, her baby, and the seventeen animals.
And everyone wonders why the lucky sibling of mine who got into college in Arizona refuses to transfer to one here in Washington even if it would save money. It's not worth the crazy!
I can't wait to get a job and get out of here.