April Fool's on me; I gotta speak tonight in front of 60 mostly elderly neighbors for an annual condo association meeting. It's not so much the public speaking thing, but the content. I have to explain why the Board wants to install pan-tilt-zoom HD security cameras, monitored over the 'net by a company 200 miles away. A lot of association members want to continue paying 5 thousand bucks more a year so that the two equally old, clueless (and half blind) security guards will ring their doorbells when they forget to close their garage doors. So, I get to tell them, as a Board officer, that this is not our problem to solve for them - especially when it equals five fucking grand extra a year - and explain what a time delayed garage door controller is. Sigh. I should probably spike my cola can with rum. Or, just dump the cola and fill 'er up.