Swear to god, today is just not Minecraft day, apparently. Can scarcely play more than 5-10 minutes before it fucking crashes for no god damned reason, or the JVM freaks the fuck out and shits all over the log...and crashing the damned game. Its like trying to keep a vial of nitroglycerin from exploding while resting it on an active washing machine loaded with fucking rocks, some days.