I'm being forced (at least, that's what the email I got seems to imply) to attend a trio of idiotic "events" at uni as part of the "transfer experience." Translated, it means that the university is wasting my fucking time with pointless, inane bullshit when I could be using that time for fucking schoolwork, otherwise known as "that thing I need to do so I don't end up getting kicked out for shit grades." Hell, I could better spend the time I'm going to have to waste by picking my nose or even just taking a damned nap. I'm already exhausted from today, and I have to go back to uni in about 15 minutes to have some asshole(s) talk my ear off about health or some shit. Unfortunately, its not just MY time they're wasting: its a group clusterfuck event! Hoo-fucking-ray.