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People who see any mention of MLP in someone elses profile, username, etc. and screech about how there needs to be another holocaust.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?
Her3tik, you have groupies.
There are a number of ways, though my favourite is simply to take them by surprise. They're just walking down the street, minding their own business when suddenly, WHACK! Penis to the face.
I just scratched the fuck out of my arm, and it's bleeding now. How am I still alive?
That may be the single gayest thing I have ever read on this board. Or the old one.
There are very few problems that cannot be solved with a good taint punching.
Quote from: PastorDave on November 16, 2012, 02:55:21 pmRepent and accept Jesus.I'M SORRY, PASTOR DAVE. I'M AFRAID I CAN'T DO THAT.
Repent and accept Jesus.
I think my dad is turning into a redneck. He wants to take me to a demolition derby in Forks. All he has to do is buy a shack in the wood and start stockpiling weapons, and the transformation will be complete.
Life for the sake of life means nothing.
Quote from: Wykked Wytch on July 07, 2012, 12:31:24 amI think my dad is turning into a redneck. He wants to take me to a demolition derby in Forks. All he has to do is buy a shack in the wood and start stockpiling weapons, and the transformation will be complete. Wait...Forks, Washington? Hey, when you see Bella, could you do me a favor and put a round in her chest?