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Tlazolteotl, ("She who eats filthy excrescene", also known as "The Death by Lust" and "Goddess of the Anus") The Aztec goddess of Filth, Bathing, Cleanliness, Lust, Adultery, and Anal Sex. She inspires all lustful thoughts and was in charge of giving those who committed sexual misdeeds STDs and curing those to repeat. This was done by leaving her offerings of urine and poop that she eats and turns into gold (symbolizing the forgiving of sins and the curing of STDs). And for the record I didn't make a word of that up.