Hah, Keurig machines.
We've had one in the office, but just recently they pushed the cup prices up to 50 cents each. A few days later someone sends out an email to the entire company advertising 'free market' cups for 30 cents each(still more than the original 25). As of this morning we now have an offical policy that sending out emails to the entire company without permission from HR can result in disiplinary action or being fired.
Not really good, but funny shit from where I'm sitting.
Tea, caffine without needing hot water. Just sit the bags in and wait till you can't see through it anymore, then you've got something that'll perk your ass right up.