Okay, this past week has been fucking MONEY WEEK. Lemme break it down for ya. Last week, had a meeting with my boss who said I'd been doing great work and that, though I'm an intern, I got a 20% raise (granted, only puts me at $12/hr, but STILL), a $1,000 BONUS...and fucking stock options. But, that's not all, bitches. OH NO. If the info from my college is even remotely correct regarding my aid and tuition, my refund from student aid stands to be nearly $1,600. So, no only am I making 20% more money, but I get investment opportunities and a $2,500 god damned windfall. I AM STILL TECHNICALLY AN INTERN. What the fuck?! I need to know what amazing fucking thing I did to deserve this, so I can do it more.