dis tred s fr dolan spek. (This thread is for Dolan Speak)
dolan spek s baesd of of pooplar terbl memey. (Dolan Speak is based off of popular, terrible meme. [and yes I know how meme is actually pronounced, that's the joke])
it fr makng terbl phrses ad aslo terbl joeks. (It's for making terrible phrases and also terrible jokes)
ter r no reel ruels (There are no real rules, other than the fact that I'm only translating for non-Dolan speaking audiences. After this first post, no more translations.)
ftstsd pls (Have fun, and don't read if you don't like)
maek stpuid potss.