Scar. Hades was at least likable and funny about it.
You're required to pick one of the following forms of "alternative" porn to view for the rest of your life. If you ever look at another form of porn again, you die instantly. Here are your options.
Lion King
My Little Pony
Disney Princesses
Power Rangers
Grimm's Fairy Tales (some of which could get pretty racy themselves, at least in the original versions)