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Offline clockworkgirl21

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Make fun of RR thread.
« on: January 20, 2012, 02:20:14 pm »
http://rr-bb.com/showthread.php?172090-Voluntary-De-Baptism-Rising-in-Europe

People are becoming "debaptized" and no longer want to be part of the church. RRians decide this is okay as long as you're leaving the Catholic, but if you're leaving Christianity, it's sad!

http://rr-bb.com/showthread.php?172086-Exclusive-Gingrich-Lacks-Moral-Character-to-Be-President-Ex-Wife-Says

Gingrich's ex-wife is supposedly lying and being paid to give the false interview. And the ones who believe she's telling the truth are complaining that liberals are never called out for this. Of course, the difference is that liberals aren't trying to ban gay marriage while cheating on their spouses.

http://rr-bb.com/showthread.php?172100-Mitt-tell-us-what-you-pay-in-taxes!

What Romney pays in taxes is no one's business, eh? What if it was Obama?

I bet it gets more hilarious as the year goes on.
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Re: Make fun of RR thread.
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2012, 02:21:35 pm »
Wait - FSTDT isn't already a RR-bashing site?  ;D
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Re: Make fun of RR thread.
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2012, 08:00:37 pm »
http://rr-bb.com/showthread.php?153071-Beware-of-the-subtle-Hebrew-Roots-cult

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But the answer to your initial question - why don't most Jews today believe - because it's God's plan that the majority not believe - so the message would be spread to the Gentiles and around the world - and only after the full allotment of the Gentiles come in will the Jewish people (who have been made spiritually blind to the issue) as a nation come to acknowledge Jesus as Lord - See Romans 11 as well as Isaiah and Zecheriah.

Can an ex-fundie translate this from Christianese for me?
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Re: Make fun of RR thread.
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2012, 08:11:09 pm »
Well... I looked up Romans 11 and the lead-in in Romans 10. Apparently a bunch of Israelites were not converting to Jesus (what a surprise) so the Author goes "WTF God" and he says that he's set aside a number of people who will listen.

One problem: This looks like it was written for the Hebrews at the time. It doesn't appear to be saying that's how it would always be.

And I'm not reading through two entire Books to find the other quotes the fundy's referring to. If s/he would point out specific passages I'd be glad to check it out too.

EDIT: Okay, apparently, there are some passages later in the chapter suggesting that apparently, God made the Jews not recognize Jesus on purpose, so that... the Christians... can be saved. And then later... the Jews will be saved too... and God makes people disobedient so he can... forgive them.

Oh, that's right. PAUL WROTE ROMANS. That explains all of it.
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Re: Make fun of RR thread.
« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2012, 08:48:23 pm »
Paul was a dick.
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Re: Make fun of RR thread.
« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2012, 09:24:25 pm »
Yeah I can't help but LOL when a Christian fundie claims that they know Judaism better than the Jews do. They only, you know, wrote the entire Old Testament.
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Re: Make fun of RR thread.
« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2012, 06:16:32 am »
Quote from: Wykked Wytch on January 20, 2012, 09:24:25 pm
Yeah I can't help but LOL when a Christian fundie claims that they know Judaism better than the Jews do. They only, you know, wrote the entire Old Testament.

This is my favorite rant on that subject:
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g</a>
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Re: Make fun of RR thread.
« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2012, 05:24:38 pm »
If more "Christians" were Christ-followers instead of "Paulians", this site probably wouldn't exist.  Yay fundies.
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Re: Make fun of RR thread.
« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2012, 05:44:11 pm »
You know, it bothers the shit out of me that theologians, when assembling the bible and deciding what books would make it and which ones wouldn't (and there are a lot of those that didn't), nobody took a moment to realize that ONLY PAUL was saying the things he was. None of the other 12 Apostles or (more importantly) Jesus himself said anything like what Paul was saying.

This didn't throw up a red flag?

Nobody took a moment to question this?

...fucking WHY?
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Re: Make fun of RR thread.
« Reply #9 on: January 21, 2012, 08:21:56 pm »
I'm no expert, but here goes...

Most of the fundamentalists of the likes you see on RR have an some sort of inferiority complex but are really dissatisfied with the fact that they don't excel at everything or feel special about their lives.  Then along comes Jesus, (or you have it drilled in your head from singing "Jesus Loves Me" for the thousandth time) that they're going to have a big mansion in Heaven and a seat next to Jesus if they try really REALLY hard, and the people who they don't like are going to be burning in a Lake of Fire for all eternity. 

Thing is, isn't this exactly what happened 2000 years ago with the populist religion, who were trying to alienate everyone who didn't agree with them and had their priests trying to meddle in politics to get the entire populace to pander to them?

I am now curious as to whether or not this was actually happening 2000 years ago or this was just a big myth to further minimize the "competition."  Many Christians insist that the Jews can't reconcile their sins.  I know for a fact that this isn't true.

Another point to bring up is that it is almost impossible to find a fundamentalist Christian who doesn't have a huge list of Scriptures that support his opinion and uses those as the basis of being right.  I wasn't aware that Jesus was dissing the lawyers in "God's corrupt church" only to create new ones who did the same thing as their predecessors.
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Re: Make fun of RR thread.
« Reply #10 on: January 21, 2012, 09:01:55 pm »
I think Paul had some deep set issues of his own... but that was before Prozac.
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Re: Make fun of RR thread.
« Reply #11 on: January 22, 2012, 01:44:37 pm »
I can't really comment too much since I'm on a public computer (no internet in my dorm), but here is something I found that was interesting:

http://rr-bb.com/showthread.php?171142-Catholism-venting-disgust-gray-hairs
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Re: Make fun of RR thread.
« Reply #12 on: January 22, 2012, 01:57:07 pm »
I'm somewhat amused by this thread: http://rr-bb.com/showthread.php?165737-Are-surrogate-pregnancies-ethical

RR tries to decide whether or not surrogate pregnancies are godly, or if it's "playing god". A few of the posts are reasonable, but then you get stuff like this:

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Surrogacy is what is making gays become what they consider "families" and we all know how out of hand the gay community has become. Even for a straight couple, I think waiting for God's will is the way to go. We should never take matters into our own hands, especially conception. I just never had a good feeling about it. So many of these embryos die or don't implant into the surrogate's uterus and I think that is God trying to tell us something.

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I agree with those who pointed out the first surrogate pregnancy was arranged by Sarah and it was not pleasing to God. She and Abraham took matters into their own hands and the consequences still haunt the world today. The lesson there is that we must wait on God no matter how long He takes or how disappointed we are by His silence.

God ordained one method for creating a child and anything else, artificially done or not, isn't what He had in mind.

People can site a thousand "noble" reasons for doing this but the motives always seem to stem from selfishness. I've read many heartbreaking stories of "good friends" ending up in bitter court battles over a child due to surrogacy. All parties may start out with good intentions but human egos take over and someone always gets hurt, particularly the child who comes to resent his freakish conception.
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Re: Make fun of RR thread.
« Reply #13 on: January 22, 2012, 02:11:53 pm »
But then when Onan refused to impregnate Tamar, God killed him. So I guess the reverse is okay.
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Re: Make fun of RR thread.
« Reply #14 on: January 22, 2012, 03:24:04 pm »
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particularly the child who comes to resent his freakish conception.

Maybe because you tell them they're freaks.
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