[big Gay map of Europe]
Hmmm... So the most significant feature of Finland is that we have mosquitoes?
I am ok with this. Our mosquitoe infestation is annoying. In fact the mäkäräiset the smaller blood sucking insects have been known to attack in swarms so huge that they actually kill reindeers.
...Wait... HOW COME ENGLAND HAS "SAUNAS"?! It is bad enough that the Swedes are better at marketing saunas than us Finns, now even the brits are stealing them.
(I do know that in some countries "sauna" basically means a gay-sex-club but this is a bit annoying.)