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Catholic Bishop: Children want to be molested
« on: January 24, 2012, 01:44:04 pm »
I'm not making this up. Bishop Bernardo Alvarez is claiming that priests molest children because the children trick them into it.
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His comments were that there are youngsters who want to be abused, and he compared that abuse to homosexuality, describing them both as prejudicial to society. He said that on occasions the abuse happened because the there are children who consent to it.
‘There are 13 year old adolescents who are under age and who are perfectly in agreement with, and what’s more wanting it, and if you are careless they will even provoke you’, he said.

Read more: http://www.typicallyspanish.com/news/publish/article_14332.shtml#ixzz1kP1bULaf
How fucked up do you need to be to even attempt to make this argument?

I hope he gets hit by a truck. Or an abused kid's parents beat him with a 2x4.
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Re: Catholic Bishop: Children want to be molested
« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2012, 01:50:38 pm »


This should be good. :D
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Re: Catholic Bishop: Children want to be molested
« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2012, 01:51:57 pm »
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXE6GZPPCOk" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXE6GZPPCOk</a>
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Re: Catholic Bishop: Children want to be molested
« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2012, 01:53:15 pm »
Can the "Don't threaten to harm another person or tell someone to do something illegal" rules be revoked for this one thread? Pretty please?
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Re: Catholic Bishop: Children want to be molested
« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2012, 02:05:13 pm »
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXE6GZPPCOk" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXE6GZPPCOk</a>
[Audio-Only Link]

I can't say anything else. I may start screaming.

I raise you:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZcS6Aj61a0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZcS6Aj61a0</a>
In paranoia I find genius / But the ice-dreams have come
with spiritless consequence / A hatchet has been hidden
between my eyes / A hatchet gift-wrapped in paranoia / A
wooden heart never bleeds / A wooden heart never bleeds,
yet inextricable thoughts still weave / Introspection
fabricated for battle / No time has been wasted
/ Neuroleptic seconds marry electroconvulsive hours / In
the cranial freezer, paranoia is the bastard and I
find genius Petrify / Paralyze

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Re: Catholic Bishop: Children want to be molested
« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2012, 02:09:04 pm »
Oh, fuck. Please, please, please, Please! tell me this guy will be facing consequences for this!
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Re: Catholic Bishop: Children want to be molested
« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2012, 02:20:33 pm »
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Re: Catholic Bishop: Children want to be molested
« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2012, 03:01:09 pm »
I don't care if the child gift wrapped themselves naked and wrote "Happy Birthday on their butt cheeks.
YOU DON'T GET TO TOUCH THEM.  AT ALL.  CONSENT BE DAMNED.  AND YOU TOO.

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Re: Catholic Bishop: Children want to be molested
« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2012, 03:08:28 pm »
So limp-brained it barely deserves comment.
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Re: Catholic Bishop: Children want to be molested
« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2012, 03:12:16 pm »
I... I can't say anything about this or I'll wind up getting a ban... this pisses me off sooooo much that the words I want to say would definitely break the rules of the forum.

*Steps into the Angry Dimension* I'll be in here for the rest of the day...

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Re: Catholic Bishop: Children want to be molested
« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2012, 03:40:29 pm »
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Re: Catholic Bishop: Children want to be molested
« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2012, 04:06:10 pm »
I can't even properly raeg at this because it's too fucking surreal.

How detached from reality do you have to be to think that this victim-blaming bullshit is a good "excuse" that anyone would actually believe? This is worse than Francesco "Oops I accidentally tripped into the lifeboat and paddled onto shore!" Schettino.

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Re: Catholic Bishop: Children want to be molested
« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2012, 04:16:05 pm »
I always knew slutty kids were the problem! Those little boys with their shorts curving over their butts...

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Re: Catholic Bishop: Children want to be molested
« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2012, 04:45:45 pm »
It would serve him right to be punched square in the mouth for these remarks.  And it would be his fault.  After all, he did provoke it with this nut-shittery.
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Re: Catholic Bishop: Children want to be molested
« Reply #14 on: January 24, 2012, 05:00:23 pm »
Reading the source of the quote, the shitstain also thinks that child abusers do it for the novelty of practising a different kind of sexuality, and that only 6% of homosexuals are so due to biological reasons (the rest, presumably, also do it out of a desire for novelty).

Funniest part is, in an earlier bit he tap-dances all over himself to avoid saying something "politically incorrect" about them queers, and then comes out and says that child abuse can be consensual. Damn slutty 13 year olds, tempting good men with their sexy, pre-pubescent bodies.
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