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Offline Normandy

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #990 on: September 23, 2012, 04:46:51 pm »
Granted, a friend who went gives you their used pass after the festival is over just to taunt you.

I wish I never had another cold again.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #991 on: September 23, 2012, 06:55:43 pm »
Granted. You die.

I wish I could eat lots of chocolate without getting sick.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #992 on: September 23, 2012, 10:21:40 pm »
Granted, but it goes straight to your thighs... and then you explode.

I wish Bigfoot would discover a hidden talent for dancing in the middle of downtown Tokyo... and use it to defeat the Tyranids.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #993 on: September 23, 2012, 10:35:36 pm »
Granted, but still no can get a photo of him and so no one believes it happened.

I wish my nose would stop walking.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #994 on: September 24, 2012, 10:29:11 am »
Granted. It's bouncing.

I wish I could fly.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #995 on: September 24, 2012, 11:38:36 am »
Granted, you get sucked into a plane's engine mid-flight.

I wish I wasn't so sleep-deprived.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #996 on: September 24, 2012, 03:39:37 pm »
Granted. You're in a coma.

I wish life was simpler.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #997 on: September 24, 2012, 05:45:27 pm »
Granted. You only have to press a button. That's all you have to- no, all you can do all day.

I wish I had my own Ducken.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #998 on: September 24, 2012, 06:17:00 pm »
Granted. It eats all the food, and you starve to death.

I wish I could get a decent job in the gaming industry with just an associate's degree.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #999 on: September 25, 2012, 09:31:59 am »
Granted. You're the prey in "The Most Dangerous Game."

I wish to be enlightened.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1000 on: September 25, 2012, 09:44:32 am »
Granted, there's now a high powered spotlight pointed at you at all times. Have fun with that.

I wish I wasn't so low on coke.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1001 on: September 25, 2012, 10:25:06 am »
Granted. You're arrested for possession and spend the next 20 years with the nickname "Spit-Roast".

I wish to have the observation and deductive prowess of Sherlock Holmes.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1002 on: October 04, 2012, 09:29:55 pm »
Granted, except the powers themselves go to your best friend, who proceeds to give you his/her analysis all day, every day.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1003 on: October 05, 2012, 08:53:50 am »
Granted, but your fiance runs off with one of the bridesmaids.

I wish the place I live right now allowed pets.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1004 on: October 05, 2012, 05:46:39 pm »
Granted.  You're the pet.

I wish I had the time, the space, and the ability to grow some of my own food.
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