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Re: Star Wars thread
« Reply #120 on: January 09, 2016, 01:42:40 pm »
I finally saw the movie. Nothing I can say that wasn't already said, but I'm just glad that I don't have to worry about being spoiled anymore.

...I know how you feel. Although I have to admit that people were pretty good at keeping Star wars spoilers behind spoiler tags or otherwise issuing warnings when they were about to discuss the film. And it was pretty much the same all over the net.

You obviously don't frequent Imgur. Some assholes there got their jollies by posting unmarked spoilers, or even posting gifs that started with one picture and then switched to a spoiler.

People. What a bunch of bastards.
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Re: Star Wars thread
« Reply #121 on: January 09, 2016, 03:57:20 pm »
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Re: Star Wars thread
« Reply #122 on: January 09, 2016, 10:08:01 pm »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0315DUM6Cg" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0315DUM6Cg</a>

really interesting, also, he separates the spoiler free from the spoiler intensive. i stand behind most of what he says. the general ideas, at least, not some forgettable details.
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Re: Star Wars thread
« Reply #123 on: January 10, 2016, 05:39:49 am »
I'm putting this here because it contains spoilers. Also contains awesome.

http://epicstream.com/features/This-Twitter-Spat-Between-Emo-Kylo-Ren-and-Very-Lonely-Luke-is-Awesome
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Re: Star Wars thread
« Reply #124 on: January 12, 2016, 04:23:15 pm »
I just to come here to admit to two things, Kylo is my emo, trash child, while I've fallen hard for Ginger Space Nazi trash(General Hux).
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Re: Star Wars thread
« Reply #125 on: January 12, 2016, 04:58:11 pm »
I just to come here to admit to two things, Kylo is my emo, trash child, while I've fallen hard for Ginger Space Nazi trash(General Hux).

Ahem. BRITISH Ginger Space Nazi trash General.

Because Hollywood still feels that only a British accent can be used to portray true evil.
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Re: Star Wars thread
« Reply #126 on: January 12, 2016, 05:57:38 pm »
Tell me they're wrong then.

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Re: Star Wars thread
« Reply #127 on: January 12, 2016, 06:13:37 pm »
That's one of my favorite things I love about the Star Wars movies, their love of the Evil Brit Trope, bonus points if they happen to have high cheekbones(and in case any one is wondering, HUGE Tarkin fangirl here).

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Re: Star Wars thread
« Reply #128 on: January 12, 2016, 06:15:38 pm »
you guys are gonna wake up conty's persecution complex...
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Re: Star Wars thread
« Reply #129 on: January 12, 2016, 06:20:47 pm »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gX2JJ4MKAo" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gX2JJ4MKAo</a>
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Re: Star Wars thread
« Reply #130 on: January 12, 2016, 07:06:16 pm »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gX2JJ4MKAo" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gX2JJ4MKAo</a>

I REMEMBER THIS
mmmmm Hiddles*drools*
I would LOVE to see that man in an Imperial Uniform, and I (along with many others) kinda like to fan cast him as a Younger Tarkin.

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Re: Star Wars thread
« Reply #131 on: January 13, 2016, 02:31:34 pm »
...And here is the best review of the film I've seen yet. It is also a great example of how clickbait journalism has ruined many things, including film reviews.

https://www.facebook.com/notes/matty-granger/at-long-lastmy-star-wars-episode-vii-review-the-force-awakens-the-rise-of-idiot-/10153163095086277

It's too long to paste here so I hope you guys can read it at the source.
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Re: Star Wars thread
« Reply #132 on: January 20, 2016, 03:32:35 am »
Has anyone else noticed that every Star Wars trilogy has exactly one black guy in it?

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Re: Star Wars thread
« Reply #133 on: January 20, 2016, 04:56:19 am »
No. The prequel films gad more than one. Mace Windu and the guard captain at least.
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Re: Star Wars thread
« Reply #134 on: January 20, 2016, 02:06:54 pm »
No. The prequel films gad more than one. Mace Windu and the guard captain at least.

Right, I forgot about that guard captain on Naboo.