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Offline Second Coming of Madman

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Stupid Things Fox News Says
« on: September 02, 2014, 08:16:34 pm »
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/09/02/fox-news-guest-feminists-arent-being-what-god-designed-them-to-be/

Cause stupid says as stupid does, Fox News is practically a mouthpiece for the bullshit of the right. Thus, this thread shall to memorialize their ungodly stupidity.

Now, let's go over some guidelines.

  • Make sure it's solely from nation-wide Fox. No affiliates.
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Re: Stupid Things Fox News Says
« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2014, 08:18:30 pm »
Anything ever said by anyone on Fox & Friends or The Five.
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Re: Stupid Things Fox News Says
« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2014, 08:21:07 pm »
"Pepper spray is just a vegetable".
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Re: Stupid Things Fox News Says
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2014, 08:48:55 pm »
"Santa Claus is definitely white... Like Jesus!"
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Re: Stupid Things Fox News Says
« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2014, 08:57:55 pm »
Tide comes in, tide goes out, you can't explain that.
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Re: Stupid Things Fox News Says
« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2014, 10:08:03 pm »
What does the Fox say? It says a bunch of Bible Vomit and has an almost-terminal case of diarrhea of the mouth. There, I just saved you a bunch of WTFery.
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Re: Stupid Things Fox News Says
« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2014, 10:42:25 pm »

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Re: Stupid Things Fox News Says
« Reply #7 on: September 03, 2014, 12:26:16 pm »
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Re: Stupid Things Fox News Says
« Reply #8 on: September 03, 2014, 01:45:33 pm »
Quote from: MadCatTLX on September 02, 2014, 10:42:25 pm



Note that the third one is only applicable when a Democrat is President.
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Re: Stupid Things Fox News Says
« Reply #9 on: September 03, 2014, 05:01:25 pm »
Quote from: Ultimate Paragon on September 02, 2014, 08:21:07 pm
"Pepper spray is just a vegetable".

Ignoring the obvious issue with that statement...peppers are technically fruit.  So it's stupid twice.
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Re: Stupid Things Fox News Says
« Reply #10 on: September 03, 2014, 05:06:27 pm »
Quote from: rageaholic on September 03, 2014, 12:26:16 pm
What they said about The Lego Movie being anti business

How could I have forgotten that one.  I mean yeah, 'coz Lego and Warner - two massive giants of business - would totally get together to make an anti-business propaganda movie.  Makes sense.
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Re: Stupid Things Fox News Says
« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2014, 04:52:45 am »


It's tough participating in this thread when you've got neither a TV or access to Fox News, but I can manage.
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Re: Stupid Things Fox News Says
« Reply #12 on: September 20, 2014, 11:34:47 am »
Quote from: Guizonde on September 18, 2014, 04:52:45 am


It's tough participating in this thread when you've got neither a TV or access to Fox News, but I can manage.

In the same vein as that; Countries on maps mis-identified!

You'd think that even a right-wing propaganda-fest masquerading as a news channel would at least TRY to not be so stupid when making graphics! It's like they hire random hillbillies to intern in the control room.
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Re: Stupid Things Fox News Says
« Reply #13 on: September 25, 2014, 09:48:21 am »
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Re: Stupid Things Fox News Says
« Reply #14 on: September 25, 2014, 10:04:59 am »
Now that's a straight line of type without hype.
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