Yeah, this is a man with nukes at his finger tips, and what does he want?
Does he want gold? Diamonds? Women / Men? An elaborate Bond Villain scheme?
No. He just likes cheese. And he wants a lot of cheese.
Now, if I was a dictator, I would order that:
1) beards on men must be 1 inch or shorter, and women must wear make up on only one half of their face.
2) families must turn over 4 spiders and 4 snakes per year, or face tickle torture for three hours straight.
3) Cookies must be home made. There can be no mass production of cookies in the People's Republic of Union City.
4) Wherever I go, there will be two dancing women present twirling flags of my state.
5) Proper etiquette must be observed in PMs related to online games, on pain of death.
6) you must only eat ten Cheese-Its during one hour, or be arrested and charged with public indecency and put into a reeduction camp for six months.
7) All men who look like Steve Doocy must get plastic surgery to resemble Aldous Huxley.
8] All Vegan food must be labeled on the front - "PETA FINDS NO PURCHASE HERE!"
9) Used car salesmen, lawyers, and people who talk on Fox News are taxed exorbitantly, and if unable to pay, are sent to special prisons only for Used Car Salesmen, Lawyers, and People Who Talk On Fox News.
10) There will be two newspapers - one owned by me, and one operated by my cat, Caligula.