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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #120 on: January 21, 2012, 04:09:04 pm »
America mourns its greatest tragedy since 9/11

Martin Luther King Jr. runs for president
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #121 on: January 21, 2012, 07:30:46 pm »
Can a Black Man Get Elected?

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #122 on: January 21, 2012, 07:34:13 pm »
England Returns to Traditional Christian Government

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #123 on: January 21, 2012, 07:55:21 pm »
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Cell phones are found to leak radiation which aids recovery from chemical imbalances which cause depression.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #124 on: January 21, 2012, 08:03:08 pm »
New Media Devices Re-Program Your Brain

Scientists find evidence of an afterlife identical to the Ancient Egyptian conception, with no sign of Heaven or Hell.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #125 on: January 21, 2012, 08:53:54 pm »
Atheists Assault Christian Faith

Derpy Hooves Becomes Totally Ultra Canon (Oh hey, this happened! XD)
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #126 on: January 22, 2012, 06:27:33 am »
Pony subculture threatens to overwhelm Christian programs with increasing audience

Zombie outbreak occurs at NYC. Corrupt, misanthropic CEO and expert on the genome theory held responsible, evades arrest by suicide

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #127 on: January 22, 2012, 06:43:25 am »
Persecuted CEO, creator of thousands of "War on Terror" jobs, dies at 73

Rush Limbaugh takes an arrow to the knee.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #128 on: January 22, 2012, 09:29:05 am »
Limbaugh Retires

Trace carcinogens discovered in cow’s milk.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #129 on: January 22, 2012, 10:14:08 am »
Who's To Blame for Tainted Milk?
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"Scientific truth is beyond loyalty and disloyalty." - Hari Seldon, Foundation

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #130 on: January 22, 2012, 11:32:34 am »
Clinton's sexual immorality causes God to punish world with asteroid

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #131 on: January 22, 2012, 12:29:16 pm »
Pacifists Disrupt Liberation Efforts by Allies

The Greek, Roman, Egyptian and Aztec pantheons begin to conspire against the Abrahamic God.
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"Scientific truth is beyond loyalty and disloyalty." - Hari Seldon, Foundation

"[A] blunderbuss or cannon is hardly likely to be used for a drive-by shooting."
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #132 on: January 22, 2012, 04:52:47 pm »
Heathen gods threaten America's Christian heritage

Tucson victims sue Palin, Fox News for inspiring shooter
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #133 on: January 22, 2012, 04:54:09 pm »
Controversial Lawsuit by Proponents of Gun Control

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #134 on: January 22, 2012, 05:04:07 pm »
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Bush and Cheney admit to masterminding 9/11
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