The Fox News Headline Game

[rtvc2012]

Patriots exercise their 2nd Amendment rights in a New England bastion of anti-American liberal communism

Death Eaters take over Ministry of Magic

[N. De Plume]

Severus Snape Named New Headmaster of Hogwarts

What? You think the Death Eaters would allow any sort of headline that is not Business as Usual?

RIAA and MPAA actually learn to embrace changing paradigms and start employing the Internet in ways that make actual sense.

[Eniliad]

CHRIST RETURNS

A new media format is released expanding hard drive storage to 500 TB.

[myusername]

Internet Piracy Soars as Technologically Minded Liberals Increase Hard Drive Space


Sarkozy criticises America

[Captain Jack Harkness]

Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey Doesn't Know His Place

Some People Open Up A Place To Help People Trying To Earn U.S. Citizenship

[Osama bin Bambi]

Organized Liberal Agenda Weakening National Security

It turns out that the people in charge of the Antichrist conspiracy are, in fact, Christians trying to bring about the apocalypse faster.

[The Bright Angel]

Satanists Fake Being "Christians" to Persecute Them During the End Times

A plot to overthrow the US Gov by religious extremists, key military personal and several key GOP members is uncovered when the would be assassin accidentally walks in on the president having a threesome (with his wife and a White House Aid) and screams so loudly that the entire White House wakes up.

[jumpingjackflash]

Plan to restore traditional American values spectacularly failed

Muslims in America help a Jew escape the persecution of the KKK

[ThunderWulf]

Shaira law hinders patriotic Americans!

An indepent party canidate gets elected as the next US President.

[rtvc2012]

Democrats second to last in race, Republicans third to first

School shooting plot foiled when parents discover, confiscate stash of firearms in teen's bedroom

[Smurfette Principle]

Parents Reverse Stance On 2nd Amendment

Ron Paul is elected president, disbands FDA. Within two weeks, a plague of salmonella and lead poisoning kills thousands of children and elderly people.

[rtvc2012]

Ron Paul creates thousands of jobs in the undertaking industry

Student suspended for wearing "God hates fags" T-shirt to school

[ThunderWulf]

Socalist educators persecute Christian student!

Scientists discover a way to give the human immune system a super-boost.

[rtvc2012]

Scientists mock God's ability to cure disease

Jesus tells Phrasees to love their enemies, give money to the poor, pray in private, and to refrain from living by the sword

[Deus ex Populo]

Liberal Pundit Acquires Cult Following

Rupert Murdoch dies.