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Offline Deus ex Populo

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #75 on: January 14, 2012, 02:56:27 pm »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #76 on: January 14, 2012, 03:00:42 pm »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #77 on: January 14, 2012, 09:00:30 pm »
Order of the Stick compilation book brainwashes millions.

(Props to the person who gets this next one.)

Leliel psychoanalyzes Fox News president Roger Ailes, tells him that he is hiding from the reality which surrounds us all.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #78 on: January 15, 2012, 12:30:11 am »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #79 on: January 15, 2012, 06:10:30 am »
Liberal poll leans towards tyrannical characters

Yellowstone finally erupts.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #80 on: January 15, 2012, 04:10:07 pm »
Iranian terrorists detonate national park!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #81 on: January 16, 2012, 12:17:10 am »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #82 on: January 16, 2012, 06:40:43 am »
Immoral band founder dies

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Quote from: Art Vandelay on May 19, 2012, 11:18:14 pm
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #83 on: January 16, 2012, 06:55:22 am »
Aliens take strong moral stand against negative cultural influences.

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Matthew 22:39 "And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself." God's own "don't be a dick" rule.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #84 on: January 16, 2012, 07:23:13 am »
Liberal anti-Christian indoctrinates impoverished children under guise of charity

Science shows men spend more when there are less women around.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #85 on: January 16, 2012, 06:24:56 pm »
Research rigged in favor of feminism

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #86 on: January 16, 2012, 06:33:21 pm »
Muslim Terrorists Infiltrating American Media

Holy shit why is there so much fucking snow here?
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #87 on: January 17, 2012, 01:08:49 am »
Snow A sign that Global warming is incorrect?


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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #88 on: January 17, 2012, 01:21:41 am »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #89 on: January 17, 2012, 09:14:42 am »
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