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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1650 on: December 30, 2012, 09:40:12 am »
Islamic agenda invades public schools!

Five years later a study finds that the program has made children more tolerant of all religions. Also nobody converted to Islam because they were taught about it.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1651 on: December 30, 2012, 07:00:38 pm »
Anti-Christian Teachings Spread!

Republicans in Congress go and see "Les Miz" en masse. They decide the first scene is just a dandy idea and introduce legislation making all prison inmates the legal property of the U.S. government or, in the case of private prisons, the company that runs the prison.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1652 on: December 30, 2012, 08:25:26 pm »
Quote from: R. U. Sirius on December 30, 2012, 07:00:38 pm
Anti-Christian Teachings Spread!

Republicans in Congress go and see "Les Miz" en masse. They decide the first scene is just a dandy idea and introduce legislation making all prison inmates the legal property of the U.S. government or, in the case of private prisons, the company that runs the prison.

Republicans Crack Down on Crime

Various human rights organizations protest the move.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1653 on: December 31, 2012, 11:39:37 am »
No good peacenicks endanger security
Hannity reveals that he was happy about these shootings since they make gun manufacturers money.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1654 on: December 31, 2012, 11:55:35 am »
Hannity Supports Job Creators

Aforementioned legislation passes, but with an amendment that actually makes it cheaper to send criminals to rehabilitation services than to prison. Within five years, crime drops like a rock as recidivism declines.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1655 on: December 31, 2012, 06:26:41 pm »
Democratic Bill Caveat Forces Private Businesses To Shut Down, Putting Thousands Out Of Work

Fox News Learns Of This Thread   (By the way, the headlines in this game are a lot closer to reality than they should be. XD)
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1656 on: December 31, 2012, 06:32:11 pm »
Liberal website sued for plagiarism 

 Said lawsuit is thrown out of court multiple times until a federal judge bars fox news from suing anyone or anything again.
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« Reply #1657 on: December 31, 2012, 07:05:31 pm »
Fox News Persecuted For Standing Up For Rights

Hillary Clinton Shot And Killed As She's About To Start Benghazi Testimony; Investigation Reveals Shooter's A Frothing Gun Nut And Fox News Lover
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1658 on: December 31, 2012, 09:03:27 pm »
Hero Slays Demonic Threat To America

Someone pulls the fire alarm at Fox Headquarters
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1659 on: December 31, 2012, 09:10:43 pm »
Liberal arsonist attempts to destroy the truth


A pizza delivery that was meant for the CBS office ends up in Fox's office
   
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1660 on: December 31, 2012, 09:58:09 pm »
Liberals Attempt To Bribe Newscasters!

Studies reveal that 99% of convicted child molesters vote conservative and rely on Faux Noise for their news.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1661 on: December 31, 2012, 10:13:11 pm »
An entire 1% of child molesters are liberals!

Dozens of Fox News viewers nationwide die of alcohol poisoning from taking shots every time they hear "socialism" or "Benghazi" on Fox
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1662 on: December 31, 2012, 10:46:29 pm »
Liberals Mock Fox; Pay The Price!

Anonymous Hijacks Fox News Website; Fills It With Goatse, Other Shock Site Images/Videos

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Note:  I would've done the child molester one "How Liberals Get Away With Child Molestation: A Fox News Special Report."
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1663 on: December 31, 2012, 10:55:31 pm »
Liberals expose their idea of the future.

A cure for acute stupidity is found.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1664 on: January 01, 2013, 09:41:32 am »
Cure for liberalism found.

Said cure found to make people less religious and politically moderate.
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