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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #510 on: April 02, 2012, 04:14:53 pm »
Ron Paul takes tough action to stimulate economy!

China's economy posts growth rates of 8%.
Reduced Price on iPods!

Survey Shows That 4/3 People Bad at Math
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #511 on: April 02, 2012, 07:19:04 pm »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #512 on: April 02, 2012, 08:39:42 pm »
Satan Claus uses witchcraft to destroy Christian!

meanwhile, bonus MSNBC headline:

Mmm, Tasty!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #513 on: April 02, 2012, 11:35:32 pm »
Satan Claus uses witchcraft to destroy Christian!

meanwhile, bonus MSNBC headline:

Mmm, Tasty!

Angel falls to Earth, breaks neck
Immigrant Expects Free Healthcare, Gets What's Coming to Him

Abortion Clinic Bombed by Pro-Lifers
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #514 on: April 03, 2012, 05:33:56 am »
Concerned christians voice their concern on abortion.

Pictures of Mitt Romney in college show him wearing a turban, praying to allah and reading both Das Kapital and The Selfish Gene.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #515 on: April 03, 2012, 07:08:16 am »
Mitt Romney's Wild Years!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #516 on: April 03, 2012, 11:03:15 am »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #517 on: April 03, 2012, 11:05:11 am »
Sarah Palin shows cunning entrepreneurship

Chevrolet Volt is the most fuel efficient car ever made in the US

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #518 on: April 03, 2012, 01:16:22 pm »
Environmentalists Push Unwanted Electric Cars On American People!

Lesbian soldier from Texas awarded Medal of Honor after killing one hundred and forty-seven Taliban during an ambush, saving the lives of her entire unit.
G-d's Kingdom Is A Hate-Free Zone

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #519 on: April 03, 2012, 02:02:51 pm »
Lesbian kills 147 in a bloody shootout.

Rosa Parks sits in the front section of a bus.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #520 on: April 03, 2012, 05:23:01 pm »
Lesbian kills 147 in a bloody shootout.

Rosa Parks sits in the front section of a bus.
Michelle Obama Doesn't Know Her Place

Ghost of Steve Jobs Caught on Tape
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #521 on: April 03, 2012, 08:55:14 pm »
Liberals tamper with videos!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #522 on: April 03, 2012, 09:01:06 pm »
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'Plate of Nations' offers dining deals and ethnic meals

(this is an actual headline from the Seattle Times)
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #523 on: April 03, 2012, 09:21:32 pm »
Liberal Socialist dinner!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #524 on: April 03, 2012, 10:50:36 pm »
Liberal Scientists Take Over Earth! Evolution Now Mandatory In Schools

Rupert Murdoch Tests Positive For HIV
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