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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #795 on: May 17, 2012, 10:49:48 pm »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #796 on: May 18, 2012, 02:10:31 am »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #797 on: May 18, 2012, 07:21:41 am »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #798 on: May 18, 2012, 08:08:28 am »
Liberals plot to terrorize Olympics!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #799 on: May 18, 2012, 09:24:56 pm »
News agency forgets to write news, spent too much damn lost reading evil Liberal tvtropes.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #800 on: May 18, 2012, 09:35:01 pm »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #801 on: May 18, 2012, 10:17:37 pm »
It's a Lib Conspiracy!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #802 on: May 19, 2012, 09:58:45 am »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #803 on: May 19, 2012, 10:02:25 am »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #804 on: May 19, 2012, 10:31:11 am »
Liberal Hollywood producers behind the terrorist attack?

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #805 on: May 19, 2012, 11:44:35 am »
Liberal Hollywood producers behind the terrorist attack?

The world ends and it seems everybody(including all of Fox News) went to Hell.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #806 on: May 19, 2012, 11:55:26 am »
Liberals surpress vote by requiring knowledge of communist document

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #807 on: May 19, 2012, 03:06:43 pm »
Liberals surpress vote by requiring knowledge of communist document

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See? Republicans aren't racist!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #808 on: May 19, 2012, 06:59:26 pm »
America Turning Communist?

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #809 on: May 19, 2012, 07:07:22 pm »
Good decent Christians brainwashed by Satan

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