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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1005 on: June 23, 2012, 06:26:41 pm »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1006 on: June 23, 2012, 06:48:33 pm »
Liberals Biding Their Time in Plot to Destroy America

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1007 on: June 23, 2012, 08:00:50 pm »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1008 on: June 23, 2012, 09:58:38 pm »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1009 on: June 24, 2012, 01:14:41 am »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1010 on: June 24, 2012, 04:58:36 am »
R.I.P. AMERICA 1776 - 2012

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1011 on: June 25, 2012, 12:10:00 pm »
War on religion covered 24/7

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1012 on: June 25, 2012, 07:16:59 pm »
Dick Cheney: Protecting America From Terrorists!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1013 on: June 25, 2012, 07:43:59 pm »
Goddamn Niggers take over America!

Fox News uses "N" word in headline





Using that word made me a little ill...
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1014 on: June 25, 2012, 08:32:35 pm »
CNN uses derogatory words to describe viewers


CNN rebuttals with a whole slew of programing which both assert and prove that of the two news stations Fox is the most racist.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1015 on: June 25, 2012, 11:30:36 pm »
CNN now run by welfare queens

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1016 on: June 26, 2012, 12:08:13 am »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1017 on: June 26, 2012, 12:17:13 am »
Nixon's Back!

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1018 on: June 26, 2012, 05:54:45 pm »
Nixon to Offset Pro-Human Bias with Fresh Views

The Democrats counter by reincarnating FDR.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #1019 on: June 26, 2012, 07:24:56 pm »
Nixon to Offset Pro-Human Bias with Fresh Views

The Democrats counter by reincarnating FDR.

Democrats use witchcraft to raise the dead!

President Nixon declares his intentions to destroy the world
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