Please remember your plan hinges on a cranky old socialist, atheist educator who loathes the very notion of royalty forming Kingsmen, on a teacher's wage, tooling up and enacting mission impossible in order to restore absolute monarchy and old Christendom to Europe, which is on the other side of the planet from me.
It also depends on you getting the consent of a real live woman to get turkey-basted with the ill-gotten spooge of an unwilling Australian aristocrat screaming from a dungeon stage left.
I see a flaw in your cunning plan!