Ah the crisis of modern manhood.
"So I can't fight everyone, be a bigot, be nuerotic about being heteronormative, or obsessive about sports or drink till I fall down what can I do?"
"Not be cheated on?"
"But...but that's not even me doing the thing being done!"
"Hell if I know man."
There's global warming, crazy presidents and then there's the real problems of the modern age.
Sarcasm, in case anyone asks. For fuck's sake. Sarcasm.