Oh man, the story of Adam and Eve and that Fruit of Loom. Don't get me started about that story. My family gets mad every time I mention that the moral of the story is that "free will and critical decision-making is evil". Every time I mention that, members of my family whom I've shared it to defend the story and Christianity's existence with "God gave us free will. Satan gave us temptation".
Oh yes, even more fun, trying to explain that Satan wasn't originally in The Bible.