I can't be bothered to start another thread for this bit of random information so I'll just dig up this one:
Finland has declared war on Australia.
...Well, not a PROPER war of course, it's just a minor flame-war.
...And it wasn't started by the government, in fact it was by one of the radio shows on Radio Rock.
...Because Australia is trying to steal a Guinness world record from Finland.
You see, this summer Radio Rock partnered with a sextoy store to organize an attempt to break the record on most people swimming nude at the same time. And we did break the record (I personally wasn't involved but if I can't take this random publicity event and make it into an act of national achievement that I can take pride in then what's the point in life?) but unfortunately someone in Australia found out about this and they are planning to STEAL the record by organizing an even bigger event.
So the people doing one of the shows on the channel found out about this and got enraged. They have been telling embarrasing facts about Australia daily on their show for a few days now. First fact being that they aren't really scared of a country that lost a war to birds.
YOU HEAR ME AUSTRALIA!?! YOU LOST A WAR AGAINST FUCKING EMUS! BIRDS THAT CAN'T EVEN WALK BACKWARDS!