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Offline Qlockworkcanary

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Movie Titles in the Blender
« on: February 22, 2012, 05:37:48 pm »
(or movies they'll try on us next). Feel free to contribute to the list...

Showgirls: The Next Generation

Manos on Ice

Lego Clockwork Orange

Aquaman Begins

Jason Takes Afghanistan

Planet of the Grape Apes

Twisted Sister Act

Napoleon Dynamite 2: Impeach Pedro

Night of the Living Ditto Heads

Newt Deux: Lord of the Onion Rings

Illegal Alien vs. Internet Predator

Solomon Grundy 2: Electric Boogaloo
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Re: Movie Titles in the Blender
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2012, 05:39:09 am »
Star Wars VII: The Outbreak of Peace

Satr Wars VIII: Peace Still Striking Back

Star Wars IX: The Tedium of Peace
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Re: Movie Titles in the Blender
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2012, 09:11:25 am »
Hehe. Nice.

FOX: Attack of the Clowns

Indiana GOP and the Fundies of Doom

The Wickerpedia Man

Lawrence of Arabia 2: Leisure Suit Larry

The Room: in 3D

Big Birdemic
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Re: Movie Titles in the Blender
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2012, 10:17:23 am »
Harry Potter and the Unseen University

Saw Extreme: The Thermal Lance

The Neverending Story 2: The Final Chapter

Star Wars X: For Fuck's Sake Someone Start a War

Team America 2: Galaxy Police

Star Wars XI: Thank the Force for Team America!

The Maltese Falcon 2: The Sardinian Sparrow (low budget release straight to the cheap and nasty bin at Wal*Mart)

Tower Heist 2: Another Movie with Stiller and Murphy Where Nothing Really Funny Happens
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Re: Movie Titles in the Blender
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2012, 12:37:19 pm »
I see a Star Wars pattern hehe...

Rick Santorum: The Phantom Penis
Return of the Jebidiah: The Amish Strike Back (and if you're reading this Amish folk, GET BACK TO WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!)
One Flew Over Dooku's Nest
Newt Gingrich: Revenge of the Sloth
Rick Perry: A New Pope
The Empire Smears Barrack

Others:
Green Lantern: Emerald Tights
Jason X-Lax
Sheriff Paul Babeu: Fists of Fury
GI Joe the Plumber
Segal in: Hard to Skill
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Re: Movie Titles in the Blender
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2012, 04:54:25 pm »
Coming soon...

Bouncing Boy: Origins
Dazzler Begins
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Re: Movie Titles in the Blender
« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2012, 02:00:33 am »
There actually IS a Neverending Story 2. I don't remember much about it though.

Pirates of the Carribbean 5: Some Things Just Won't Die
Pirates of the Carribbean 6: Shit's Going Down Again
Pirates of the Carribbean 7: Desperate Attempt to Still Sound Dramatic.
Pirates of the Carribbean 8: Okay, Seriously Guys?

Sherlock/Rainman: Doomsday
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Re: Movie Titles in the Blender
« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2012, 02:15:29 am »
Quote from: Lithp on February 24, 2012, 02:00:33 am
There actually IS a Neverending Story 2. I don't remember much about it though.

There is indeed. And the third one is even worse.

They are, in fact, also working on a fifth Pirates film. So there you go then.
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Re: Movie Titles in the Blender
« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2012, 06:55:10 am »
Weekend at Bernie's III: WTF is that Smell?

Look Who's Talking...Out His Ass: Rick Santorum

Gone With the Window Pane

Battlefield Earth: The Animated Series

Close Encounters of the Worst Kind: The Penn State Diaries
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Re: Movie Titles in the Blender
« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2012, 11:12:46 am »
Halloween ∞ - Holy Shit, Why Won't You Die?
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Re: Movie Titles in the Blender
« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2012, 01:33:58 pm »
It's Time for Gotham to Get the Hero it Needs to Think it Deserves, not the Villain it Thinks it Doesn't Deserve to Need, but Maybe the Hero Antagonist it Ought to Think it Needs to Deserve--Dark Knight IV.

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Slasher Flick II+: More of the Same Shit
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Re: Movie Titles in the Blender
« Reply #11 on: February 24, 2012, 08:44:13 pm »
P2 - The Palinator 2: Jud'munt Day

Three Men and Some Rabies

The Three Amigas: 1536KB

Master and Cobra Commander

Saw 3,232,183,782.2252: Just Give Me Your f#!#n' Money

Fight Club 2: Angry Soccer Moms

When Dirty Harry Met Sally

Rosemary's Baby Geniuses

Interview with a Hill Jack

Titanic 2: Glub, Glub, Glub

Last Roadhouse on the Left

The Ohio Paperclip Massacre
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Re: Movie Titles in the Blender
« Reply #12 on: February 25, 2012, 10:36:59 am »
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Re: Movie Titles in the Blender
« Reply #13 on: February 25, 2012, 11:44:42 am »
"Italian Blow Job" sounds like an even more horrible version of a Columbian Necktie.
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Re: Movie Titles in the Blender
« Reply #14 on: February 25, 2012, 11:57:38 am »
I Will Always and Forever Know What You Did Last Summer (jesus christ...)

Iron Man 3: Tony Goes to Rehab

Rescuers on Mars (Rescuers Down Under sequel)

Also, there actually is a Titanic 2. It's special.

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