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...Seriously? What is this I don't even.
Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Corinthians 13: 4-7
I'm 12 and what is this......oh wait it's a preist wanting to have sex with me because I'm 12. Nevermind.
Yeah, gays cause hurricanes, tits cause earthquakes, and lack of prayer causes tornadoes. Learn to science, people.
Porn peddlers peddling pedal porn? My life is complete.
I safely diverted my mind to the Sisters of Battle.
Quote from: Meshakhad on January 24, 2012, 09:15:08 pmI safely diverted my mind to the Sisters of Battle.But the SoB don't actually take vows of celibacy.
Quote from: Tiberius on January 26, 2012, 03:47:11 pmQuote from: Meshakhad on January 24, 2012, 09:15:08 pmI safely diverted my mind to the Sisters of Battle.But the SoB don't actually take vows of celibacy.Chastity (there is a difference), and yeah, ain't that great?
Pardon the interruption, good sir/lady; there are aspects of your behavior that I find quite unbecoming, and I must insist most strenuously that I be permitted to assist in resolving these behaviors through the repeated high-velocity cranial introduction of particularly firm building materials.
GIVE ME KNOWLEDGE OR I WILL PUT A CAP IN YO ASS!
Quote from: Meshakhad on January 25, 2012, 03:32:37 amQuote from: askold on January 25, 2012, 02:38:52 amThis guy better be fired soon/immediately.If by "fired" you mean "burned at the stake in St. Peter's Square" then I agree.Fired would be a good step, or at the very least strip of title and made to recant. Burning at the stake maybe a slight be overboard. You know that whole WWJD thing.
Quote from: askold on January 25, 2012, 02:38:52 amThis guy better be fired soon/immediately.If by "fired" you mean "burned at the stake in St. Peter's Square" then I agree.
This guy better be fired soon/immediately.
Quote from: m52nickerson on January 25, 2012, 09:10:12 amQuote from: Meshakhad on January 25, 2012, 03:32:37 amQuote from: askold on January 25, 2012, 02:38:52 amThis guy better be fired soon/immediately.If by "fired" you mean "burned at the stake in St. Peter's Square" then I agree.Fired would be a good step, or at the very least strip of title and made to recant. Burning at the stake maybe a slight be overboard. You know that whole WWJD thing.What Would Jupiter Do? Eat him, obviously. It's how he disciplined his kids, after all.
No, that was Saturn/Chronos. Jupiter's strategy was generally "Find a hot girl, disguise self as animal, fuck."
That said, my favorites were when Zeus did things like “Golden Mist.â€Â