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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1080 on: November 04, 2012, 09:10:15 pm »
Granted but they all go stale in a day

I wish my band didn't break up a few weeks ago.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1081 on: November 05, 2012, 09:57:40 am »
Granted. Your shows are now little more than brawls on stage a la the Rolling Stones in the mid 80s.

I wish I could come up with an uncorruptable wish.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1082 on: November 05, 2012, 10:48:44 am »
Granted. Unfortunately, for this thread that's the equivalent of dividing by 0. Nice job ending the universe, Skippy!

I wish Hollywood would either declare a ten-year moratorium on releasing any new "franchise" movies, with only "The Hobbit" exempt, OR that movie studios would start making "Choose Your Own Adventure"-type movies, where the watcher (at least on home release) would be able to affect the course of the plot.
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If you look at it logically, cannibalism has great potential to simultaneously solve our overpopulation and food shortage problems.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1083 on: November 05, 2012, 10:00:48 pm »
Granted, but people start rioting because the "Choose your own adventure" movies didn't go the way they wanted.

I wish that I was on vacation already.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1084 on: November 06, 2012, 11:00:20 am »
Granted. Your boss hands you a pink slip.

I wish the already-couple who caught the bouquet and garter at my wedding would get engaged already!
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1085 on: November 06, 2012, 09:01:16 pm »
Granted, but they copy your wedding exactly.  (That's fucking awesome by the way)

I wish that my tea hadn't gotten cold.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1086 on: November 07, 2012, 06:03:41 am »
Granted. It is now as hot as molten lava and burns your mouth off when you try to drink it.

I wish I had a pet dinosaur.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1087 on: November 07, 2012, 11:31:54 am »
Granted. Your pet velociraptor turns out to be smarter than you and eats you in a fit of pique the first time you're late with dinner.

I wish I had a girlfriend.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1088 on: November 07, 2012, 12:43:51 pm »
Granted, but she's psycho and forces you to father seven children, then abandons you.

I wish I didn't have a dentist appointment this Friday.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1089 on: November 07, 2012, 02:08:34 pm »
Granted.  Your appointment has been moved up to Thursday.  During the examination, your dentist finds a severe problem that requires you to receive routine treatment every Friday for the next year.

I wish the Republican Party would collapse, and in the realignment that follows, the Democratic Party becomes the right major party, with the Socialist Party as the major left party.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1090 on: November 07, 2012, 05:36:05 pm »
Granted. And all the disbanded Republicans become Democrats, moving that party to the far right. Displaced Democrats become Socialists, moving that party to where the Democratic party is today. In the end, the only thing that changes are the names of the parties.

I wish I could find a job in the legal field.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1091 on: November 07, 2012, 07:44:39 pm »
Granted, but you misread the job advert, and accidently get a job with a company that makes barely legal porn.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1092 on: November 08, 2012, 07:17:48 am »
Granted but it makes you seem creepy.

I wish I was out making snow angels right now.  (Yes, we've got snow already)
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1093 on: November 08, 2012, 07:21:36 am »
Granted. Turns out the patch of snow upon which you decided to make a snow angel was actually covering up a big juicy dog turd. Have fun getting that out of the back of your shirt.

I wish for some bacon.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1094 on: November 08, 2012, 09:35:12 am »
Granted.  After you eat it, you discover that it was human not pork.

I wish I had time for a nap.
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