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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1110 on: November 28, 2012, 10:14:55 pm »
Wish granted  You have crippling acrophobia now.

I wish avoiding MLP spoilers was easier.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1111 on: November 28, 2012, 10:45:29 pm »
Granted, nobody talks about MLP. Ever.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1112 on: November 28, 2012, 11:21:49 pm »
They do, but it languishes in Greenlight Development hell for all eternity.

I wish that people would stop removing copyrighted vids on youtube when they are available free elsewhere legally anyways.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1113 on: November 29, 2012, 10:37:09 am »
Granted. They also stop removing really...disturbing videos. As in, illegally disturbing.

I wish the lesbian scene in "Black Swan" had been more arousing and less creepy.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1114 on: November 29, 2012, 12:01:21 pm »
Granted, but its so arousing your boner will now never go away.

I wish porn didn't ruin my boner with crappy music.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1115 on: November 29, 2012, 12:23:43 pm »
Granted, now it ruins your boner with ugly actors.

I wish more entertainment was designed to provoke deep, philosophical thought and discussion.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1116 on: November 30, 2012, 08:48:49 am »
Granted, a lot more is designed to provoke such insights. However, it's all designed rather poorly and turns out to be a load of utterly pretentious nonsense.

I wish my cousin would stop pirating games.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1117 on: November 30, 2012, 11:25:45 am »
Granted. He's now pirating cargo ships.

I wish I was healthier.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1118 on: November 30, 2012, 02:41:43 pm »
Granted, the only food left in the world is celery and uncooked tofu.

I wish I was good at cooking.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1119 on: November 30, 2012, 04:33:07 pm »
Granted, but since the only food left in the world us celery and uncooked tofu, it's a pretty useless skill.

I wish Eugene V. Debs had won the 1912 Presidential Election.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1120 on: November 30, 2012, 05:48:41 pm »
Granted, but Hoover stayed elected during the Great depression and allowed Soviet Russia to take over Europe and Japan.

I wish the Socialist Democratics had been the leaders of the Soviet Revolution, not Lenin and his nutters.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1121 on: December 01, 2012, 12:12:06 am »
Granted, but they turned out to be just as bad.

I wish I had stronger willpower.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1122 on: December 01, 2012, 10:47:09 am »
Granted, but you used that stronger willpower to remain focused on what you're doing instead of coming on here and playing forum games.  Therefore, you never wished for stronger willpower, and you lose it, causing you to log on to fstdt.com to play forum games, and wish for stronger willpower.  The wish is granted but...  I think you can see where this is going.  You're stuck in an infinite loop.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1123 on: December 01, 2012, 08:59:54 pm »
Granted it involves an extensive shock to your frontal lobe that last for a decade.

I wish my copy of Wind Waker didn't break.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1124 on: December 01, 2012, 09:03:23 pm »
Granted, it exploded and killed your family.

I wish for no homework.
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