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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1575 on: April 14, 2013, 05:58:01 pm »
Granted, but the only people who find you attractive are now all close relatives. As in, first cousin and closer.

I wish my mind didn't go to so many sick places so quickly.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1576 on: April 14, 2013, 09:26:11 pm »
Granted, you're in a coma.

I work at a natural history museum, and I wish parents would actually supervise their children when visiting.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1577 on: April 16, 2013, 07:26:23 pm »
Granted. Now, the parents supervise their kids as they run amok, destroying the exhibits.

I wish I had proof of who committed the Boston bombings.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1578 on: April 16, 2013, 07:42:14 pm »
Granted. Unfortunately, they kill themselves before they can be brought to justice.

I wish people would stop being such assholes.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1579 on: April 16, 2013, 09:42:57 pm »
Granted, the human race will be deleted.

I wish I had awesome vision like an eagle or something.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1580 on: April 16, 2013, 10:05:11 pm »
granted, you can now see 90 year old nude sunbathers with larger than life clarity. in. the. finest. details.

i wish i had a pint of beer.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1581 on: April 16, 2013, 11:43:58 pm »
Granted, but it's skunked PBR.

I wish that I had someone to snuggle with tonight.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1582 on: April 17, 2013, 12:26:13 am »
Granted. It's Rush Limbaugh. He starts chewing on you in his sleep.

I wish the world really was cool enough that large crowds could burst into spontaneous, perfectly-choreographed song-and-dance numbers, with no prior preparation (so no, flash mobs don't count).
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1583 on: April 17, 2013, 03:27:22 pm »
Granted. One slows down traffic, causing you to miss meeting your true love.

I wish for nothing.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1584 on: April 17, 2013, 05:48:39 pm »
Granted. You bring about the heat-death of the universe.

I wish to gain phenomenal cosmic powers from people worshiping me as a god.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1585 on: April 17, 2013, 06:33:45 pm »
Granted. But nobody believes in you, so you cease to exist.

I wish my computer wasn't so goddamn slow.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1586 on: April 17, 2013, 06:48:35 pm »
Granted. Everything now happens one frame quicker.

I wish that AVGN game didn't make it through Steam Greenlight (I mean, come on, it's a generic retro platformer with his face slapped on it!)
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1587 on: April 19, 2013, 02:39:35 am »
Granted. Corruption-free, no less, simply because I couldn't agree more.

I wish my face stop being a fucking zit factory.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1588 on: April 19, 2013, 04:38:56 am »
Granted, but it's because you catch leprosy and your face falls off completely.

I wish the Force was real and I was a Jedi.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1589 on: April 19, 2013, 04:57:33 am »
Granted, you are executed via Order 66.

I wish I hadn't been turned down for a summer job at the natural history museum.
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