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Granted, but the time paradox destroys the universe.I wish evolution had favored people with a predisposition toward logic and reason more than groupthink and blind reactionism.
Burn fire! Hellfire! Now Anita, its your turn! Choose GamerGate, or your pyre!Be mine or you will buuurn!!
Humanity does learn from history,sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.
Granted. Your drinking habits are so fucked up, as is your shit and piss.I wish I could eat and not gain weight.
Granted, but it's the Zimbabwe Powerball.I wish I could swim.
Granted, but it crashes the entire rest of the Internet.I wish aliens would make peaceful contact and tell humans to quit fucking killing each other already.
Granted. Hurt by your dislike for it, it manipulates a knife into falling onto it's head to kill itself.I wish I had a cat that wouldn't leave me alone.
Granted. Your cock is so sensitive that the slightest breeze causes unbearable pain.I wish for the ability to perfectly adapt to survive in any environment, as the mutant Darwin in X-Men.