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Granted, instead it was hijacked and flown to Cuba. Those worthies disappeared into the mists of historic mystery.I wish cat litter did not taste so bad.
Granted, instead it was hijacked and flown to Cuba. Those worthies disappeared into the mists of historic mystery.
Wish granted. The surprise gives you a heart attack.I wish I could teleport.
Pardon the interruption, good sir/lady; there are aspects of your behavior that I find quite unbecoming, and I must insist most strenuously that I be permitted to assist in resolving these behaviors through the repeated high-velocity cranial introduction of particularly firm building materials.
GIVE ME KNOWLEDGE OR I WILL PUT A CAP IN YO ASS!
Granted. You get a pile of Monopoly money.I wish I could control the outcome of dice rolls.
Edit: Misread your wish, but I'm keeping the same corruption.
There are very few problems that cannot be solved with a good taint punching.
I wish I could walk on my hooves.In any case: Granted, but you can't walk on your hooves any more.
Granted, and you have a set of permanent blue balls to go with it.I wish I could walk on my hands.Edit: Misread your wish, but I'm keeping the same corruption.
QuoteI wish I could walk on my hooves.In any case: Granted, but you can't walk on your hooves any more.Thanks for completely mangling that, Google Ponify App!Wish granted. He's a zombie that singlehandedly starts the zombie apocalypse.I wish I had a new hard drive. Preferrably 1 TB minimum.