Wish granted. You know how you got the cut. You do not know, however, how you got that nasty concussion bruise. That's probably not a good sign. Also, an appointment with the doctor is going to be expensive as shit because you no longer have insurance. It doesn't matter if you had insurance before. The concussion is a "preexisting condition" and you are therefore denied coverage. Also, the insurance companies are now forever able to deny coverage to anyone because the republicans have just repealed healthcare reform in full without any plans of their own to replace it.
I wish my wish corruptions were shorter.